dear world,

[unamaga]

kashmir1 and I share a bit of personal canon that says John Sheppard is so flexible he could have probably sucked his own cock when he was younger. We often like to daydream about this, and about how far back he could bend his legs while someone fucked him. Tonight, after we had let our eyes glaze over for a little while, Julie worked some sort of google magic and stumbled upon these gems at french-kamasutra dot com.

I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who gasped out loud upon seeing the guy bottoming. It's almost too good to be true, right? But wait, there is so much more. (Just put the fact that some of them seem to lack the correct parts down to stylistic choice. )

Mel: mmmm, that is TOTALLY the time john manages to ruin not only the sheets but the mattress pad
Julie: *whimpers*
Julie: that's so fucking hot
Julie: god
Mel: nghan
Julie: and rodney would try and make john sleep in it - 'you made that mess, sheppard. i am so not sleeping in it' - but john would just drape himself all over rodney instead
Mel: yesss!
Mel: especially since, john would argue, rodney MADE him make the mess
Julie: and rodney would sort of smile smugly and be all 'i did, didn't i?'

There are a few more, all varying levels of John and Rodneyness - one has them holding hands, which is adorable. Thank you, french-kamasutra dot com. Thank you.

EDIT: So, I'm gonna turn this into an impromptu ficathon, since people are ALREADY participating and that is FABULOUS. The rest of this week, no limits - art, fic, whatever you want, just as long as it's some good old fashioned porning based somehow on these pictures. You can obviously keep going if you're inspired but can't finish your project out by next Sunday, but I'll be putting together a master list of everything that's in by then. Look at me, being optimistic about participation! \o/

The Kamasutrathon!
1. Comment Porn, by ladycat777 (R)
2. Seven Days, by siriaeve and sheafrotherdon (NC-17)
3. One Step Further, by thegrrrl2002 (NC-17)
4. Comment (Almost) Porn!, by devikun (R)
5. La Pieuvre, by anyanka_eg (NC-17)
6. (You and Me and) The Games People Play, by monanotlisa (hard R)
7. Not Nineteen, by sugarsbadhabit (R)
8. A modified McShep version of pic seven, by crysothemis (Adult)
9. Comment fic for picture three, by zinfic (NC-17)
10. Introductory porn!, by all_my_fandoms (NC-17)
11. Traditional Kind of Guy, by cpwatcher (NC-17)
12. The Scientific Method, by clear_as_blood (NC-17)
13. I'll Let You Down Gently, by vida_boheme (NC-17)
14. Pretzel, by pennyplainknits (PG-15)
15. Script, by aesc (NC-17)
16. Beautiful drawing, by mokarran (Adult)
17. Breaking the Sound Barrier, by telesilla (NC-17)
18. Sense, Senseless, by hestia_lacey (hard R)
19. Altered version of picture number one, by unamaga (Adult)
20. Always Get Your Way, by kashmir1 and unamaga (NC-17)

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I LOVE OUR BRAINS.

And dude, best part about today, seriously. <3

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU. *tackles*

John and Rodney make everything better. It's truth.

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

That is definitely John Sheppard.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I know right? It's kind of beautiful.

[clear-as-blood.livejournal.com]

0tqwpyegonl4w That's amazing. My night has been made.


Also, there should be John/Rodney fic pwp including each and every one of these positions.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I completely agree. It would actually be great as a, dare I say it, ficathon? Although I'm horrible at organizing, so that's pretty much out the window.

[stillane.livejournal.com]

That's kind of the definition of fantastic. The hair is what kills me. Heh.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Sex-ruffled hair that actually comes from sex!

[vaginasaurus.livejournal.com]

This made my night! The third one just makes me so happy! And the dark-haired guy looks enough like John that my brain is melting with the guh.

And I fully support any attempt to write fics on these, and also any hand-holding porn. Please? *begs*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hand holding porn sadly lacks, doesn't it? It always gets me deep in my gut when John scrabbles along the mattress for Rodney's hand and pins him down by it, their fingers laced.

...*happy place*

[morgaine22.livejournal.com]

Sheppard's a WHORE.


...These are fucking hot.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

If Sheppard were really a whore, HE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ME. Right? I mean. Come on. :(

[ladycat777.livejournal.com]

John's practically squirming in his seat by the time Rodney looks up. There are a hundred, thousand, million ways this can go, and John's only calculated a forty percent chance that they'll go in the direction he wants them too. Forty percent isn't bad odds, but then you have to factor in the McKay-ness of it all and that leads to a whole new set of equations and calculations to puzzle through.

So John is completely caught off guard when Rodney says, "You're really just that lazy, aren't you?"

Huh? "What?"

"Lazy!" Rodney brandishes a particular page at John, one that is clearly well thumbed, with creases on the softened, yellowing edges, and a few strange looking spots that have John flushing hot when he notices them. "In all these positions, you get to lie there like a particularly comely pretzel while I do all the work!"

"Comely? Did you really just say 'comely'?"

Rodney stabs a finger at the third to last drawing. "Just look at this one! There's you, all splayed out and sex-blissed while I am not only supporting my weight, but your own as well. I am on to you, Sheppard. This isn't about you being kinky and under some masochistic impression that I'm going to find you dirty for these supposed 'kinks'." The air fingers come out, and John wasn't feel so flummoxed, he might've told Rodney just how hot that is. "No, this is about you being lazy, and a slut, and wanting very much to be -- be -- Oh."

John hasn't calculated these odds, at least not in a while, because the chances of Rodney misunderstanding something to John's advantage happens at least two or three times a day. John's learned to just work with it; he's never been one for calculating the risks he'll take anyway.

"Yes, Rodney," he drawls, trying not to smirk. "I'd like to be fucked. And, just so you know, that's one of my favorite positions."

To be completely splayed out like that, all his weight on his shoulders and feet with Rodney's hands, god, his hands clammy and strong, gripping his ass, pushing him into that perfect position, making him squeeze even tighter, even hotter for Rodney to finally take --

"Ah," Rodney says, lightly. His eyes are just a little glazed as he looks from John, to the paper, and back again. "So, uh. You're not a blond."

"Nope. I'm really not."

That earns him a distracted glare. "You are also the laziest son of a bitch I've ever had the pleasure to fuck."

"Too bad you haven't fucked me yet."

Rodney growls -- full on growls -- slamming John back onto the bed for a series of kisses that leave John's lips swollen and his tongue numb and his mind spinning out towards nothing but pleasure.

"You wanna be fucked, John Sheppard?" Rodney whispers, silk and steel into John's ear. "Want to be spread out and taken, prone and stuck wherever I put you, while I fuck you silly?"

"Yes. Please," he says, and hears the whiny rasp to his voice and doesn't care. It's been weeks of blowjobs and handjobs and John isn't willing to wait any damn longer. "Now. Please."

Another laugh, dark and powerful, and John feels hands slide up his naked ass, lifting him up and holding him arched and a little out of control, suspended by nothing but Rodney's always-surprising brute strength.

"Okay," Rodney says. And does.

Three times.

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

GUH. That is very hot.

[villainny.livejournal.com]

....that has singlehandedly improved my life.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/ I live to serve, my love.

[siria]

... bless you.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*is pleased*

[bydaylight.livejournal.com]

*tilts head*

*licks lips*

*sits back*

Thanks for this :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh, definitely my pleasure. Yes.

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

Oh, that *is* inspiring.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*buffs fingernails*

[acari.livejournal.com]

This was so worth getting up early on a Saturday. That third to last one omg. *bites knuckles*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I know, right? Guh, with the wild abandon.

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

So that's what he did before the military-- John Sheppard, Sex Manual Model Extraordinaire! ;D

Oh, things like this make my day. Today shall be a good day. :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

He was so a model. I like to imagine that he spent his college years modeling for figure drawing classes. Naked.

With a javelin.

[kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com]

The last one, Rodney's doing all the work and John's just kicking back and relaxing.

"You are SO lazy, Sheppard. At least pretend to be involved in this."

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Bahahahhaa love.

[frejasanne.livejournal.com]

Um. Yes.

I completely approve of this post. I mean, really.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/ winnar!

[melagan.livejournal.com]

This was a wonderful thing to wake up to.

The 3rd one up from the bottom is my own personal J/R canon ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hell yes! John is totally that kind of wild thing in bed that's always pushing back and throwing Rodney off-pace, can't stay still or lie down flat when he's got Rodney's cock in him because it's too much.

[aurora]

Oh my. *goes to stare some more*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*chin hands*

[trinity_clare]

Oh, good morning to me.

*still has the best icons ever*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAH! Oh, McGoogles. <333

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

REMEMBER HOW YOU WERE GOING TO WRITE ABOUT HOW FLEXIBLE JOHN WAS AT 19?!?! REMEMBER?!?! ;)

Also, those are so awesome, I don't even know what to say. Oh, John Sheppard.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

UM ABOUT THAT. YEAH.

[dogeared.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh my goodness, this is very inspirational. And other things. Afs;lasdfkj. They're just wee drawings—how do they look so FOND along with looking so hot??

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I don't know! Some of them don't even have proper mouths and yet.

*sighs*

[beeej.livejournal.com]

This is just the best Saturday morning post, ever! :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*beeeaaam!* I do what I can.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I love that the first one is titled Le bonobo. *dies*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I wish I spoke French if only so those titles wouldn't seem so very hilarious. I feel like I'm besmirching the hot or something.

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

ökljfdaslökfjasdölfj

VERY NICE, THANKS FOR SHARING.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*THUMBS UP* I DO WHAT I CAN!

[iadorespike]

Good lord...I wonder how they got them to pose for these? ;)

Thanks muchly for sharing!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Definitely my pleasure, dude. *salute*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, the third and fourth from the bottom. Oh my GOD. Nggggghhh I have such an abandoned arms out desperate looking kink thing. And, that is ABSOLUTELY John. In fact, I think someone should write a porny SGA fic where one of the French nationals in the expedition has a huge crush on John and has these images on his or her computer, then someone finds them and it comes out that John posed for them.

Because, srsly.

Also, I have realized that I am wayyy too into looking for subtext because this image (http://pics.livejournal.com/unamaga/pic/002tarfs) totally has lube on the top's ass. I know, I know, it's a brush slip from the sheet color but srsly, it's lube. Heh.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Another bit of my personal canon includes John secretly posing for figure drawing classes for extra bits of money when he had the time. It would be SO EASY for him. He's spent a lot of time in gym locker rooms changing in front of other people, it's no big deal to get naked. (The first time he does it, it's a little weird to look out over the sea of young faces and feel them looking back, though. He got over it pretty quickly, because his first pose was tough to hold, and his legs felt like jelly by the time the teacher let him sit down for the next one.)