hot sex is about to happen...IN AGRABAH [a j2 mix]

[unamaga]

Kate, honey, I know I missed your birthday, but since I run perpetually late, this is ALMOST ON TIME. Right? Sort of? Anyway, it's here, it's a mix of sorts, and it will hopefully make you choke on laughter: Jensen and Jared do it to Disney Songs. Yeah, you heard me right.







Aladdin - A Whole New World *
Don't you dare close your eyes
Hold your breath - it gets better
I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far

Beauty and the Beast - Theme
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast

Mulan - I'll Make a Man Out of You
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Little Mermaid - Kiss The Girl **
There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her

Winnie the Pooh - The Tigger Song
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made out of spring
They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

*ahahahaha.
**it's possible this is only twisted and funny in my head.

"Oh," Jensen said breathily, the back of his hand on his forehead, "you're so. Manly."

Jared shook his hair out, tossing his turban over the side of the rug. He was bare-chested and glowing radiantly in the starlight, moonbeams highlighting the blonde strands in his gorgeous hair - so beautiful Jensen could hardly stand to look.

"I know, baby," Jared said in that deep, rich tone of his that always sent shivers down Jensen's spine and also sometimes made his dick hard. "Let Daddy take care of you."

Overcome, Jensen swooned into his lover's well-muscled arms and let himself be ravished. On a magic carpet.

Comments

[annella.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CRY.

The look on Jared's face... no prizes for guessing what he's thinking.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. \o/

Seriously, I think that vanilla syrup in my soda was actually liquid crack.

[la-folle-allure.livejournal.com]

*loves you so much she cannot stand it*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*ravishes you*

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

I LOVE OUR FANDOM SO MUCH IT HURTS.

and you. AND YOU.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahah! *spreads crack with a LADEL*

[22by7.livejournal.com]

:pours you some lmaonade:

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*sips daintily*

[peccare.livejournal.com]

*snort*

hahahahha. you made me snort my lemonade!

[castiel.livejournal.com]

I want you to know that you made me spit coffee on my keyboard. I hope you're proud of yourself. I do, however, want to thank you for corrupting my childhood memories. This is glorious. XD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I am BURSTING WITH PRIDE, man. BURSTING.

bwahahahahahahahah.

[devilyouwere.livejournal.com]

*DIES*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAA YOUR ICON MAKES ME CRY AND ALSO LAUGH.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I love you more than I can express in words.



semi-sekrit message: i am a little bit better. pie porn helped.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

<3333 I love you TOO, darling.

eee, i'm glad! *gives cookies and snuggles*

[scizojess.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. I think I'm scared.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YOUR ICON SAYS DIFFERENTLY. *evil monkey pose*

[splits_thesky]

YOU ARE INSANE, AND ILU FOR IT. ♥♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*GLOMP* :D

[smidgy06.livejournal.com]

You for the win.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

\o/

[peccare.livejournal.com]

dude. srsly. you just raped jensen's "i'm emoting" face.

ILU FOR IT.


*laughs for the rest of her life*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! HE MAKES IT SO EASY. All I did was stick his face on Jasmine's body and add some lip gloss. JENNY, YOU GIRL. <333

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

You are amazing, honey. Amazing and on crack and in my fandom! WIN! \o/
Also that bit at the end totally sounds like that sweet soulful love I meant yesterday. *giggles*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*sporfle* I prolly shoulda signed up for that spn_harlequin thing, huh?

[pushingyouaway.livejournal.com]

MEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*glomps you*

YOU EVOL EVOL GEENYUS!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah! *FULL BODY HUG*

[merihn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMFG. You are awesome... and cracky. *chokes*
♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*bows* hahahaha! i feel bad for, uh, the entire world.

[velvetine01.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD! i am actually CRYING! haahahahha HILARIOUS! hahahahah

you are the CRACK QUEEN!!!! ♥

hahaha ravished on a magic carpet?!?! MADE OF WIN! hahahahaha!

[talilov.livejournal.com]

you said daddy...I have no words. YOU MAY HAVE JUST RUINED MY DADDY KINK FOR ME, BY MIXING IT WITH ALADIN, Mel! dlkfgjkqrg

*gropes*