tonight on the ten o'clock news

Joe Flanigan wears plaid and kills people with his hips. I mean. God, I shouldn't have had to wake up to that this morning! I have no defenses against his slinky, jean-clad charm when half-asleep! Um, so, his hips magically compelled me to go searching for some better quality Thought Crimes caps this afternoon, and I pretty much died all over again. ( Here, I think you should die too. )

In honor of all this beautiful, beautiful Joe, I'd like to declare a week-long Flan Festival! What's your favorite Flan attribute? Is there one particular picture of him that makes you weak in the knees? Is there an epic poem in your soul about the curve of his chin just waiting to be set free? Would he be perfect for a certain role? Who do you not-so-secretly think he would have sexy, sexy sex with? Jules and I have decided John Sheppard (at length) because we are awesome and also completely porny, but maybe you disagree.

Let's hear it for the Flan, guys!