"Baffled as to why you want me at all"? Are you kidding me? I'm thinking it's likely it has something to do with, say, the last umpty-billion fics you've posted. Just a thought, you know, I'm just saying.

At least, it did for me: I kept re-reading all the ones on my hard drive, then staring at the screen and thinking "I can afford just a little more--I mean, it would be an *unamaga* fic". I had to stop when my initial limit had more than doubled and I found myself glowering at this annoying mklutz person who just would not relent and let me have the fic I so clearly deserved. I may have stamped my feet a few times, too.

But the point is, you were won, and that means there might be fic for all of us to enjoy! \o/