hey woah

[unamaga]

$19,000? Are you serious? That could put me through college and then some. Holy crap, fandom, way to freaking own. Give yourselves a pat on the back or maybe an orgasm or something, wow. Plus. Dude, mklutz, you were ruthless. I kept thinking, "Oh, no way, she's not gonna -" and then you did. I'm totally impressed. Also baffled as to why you want me at all, but! I'm yours! Do with me as you please!

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[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD BELLY.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

TOUCH IT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*LICKS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OR THAT TOO. Rawr!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*nuzzles youuuu*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*purrs happily*

[mintroses.livejournal.com]

BELLY!!

$19 000! That's really quite impressive.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It is! I mean, wow. WOW.

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

That was for everything and not just you, right? Cause, I mean, you're awesome, but...if you go for $19k, how can I ever bribe you into writing me hot porn?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, if my fic were worth $19k, I...think I would accidentally clothesline myself on my shower curtain in disbelief and NEVER WRITE AGAIN.

[mklutz]

Holy crap! Yeah I uh... I didn't think I was going to go that far, either. I think I doubled my original limit. But hey, charity! And porn and such! And I love your writing. And that's a lot of ands.

Uh, picture-- Wow. ._. I might be here staring for a little while.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

i'mma sendju an email nao. :>

[grammarwoman]

Oh, man. I tried, but I just couldn't afford ANYBODY.

Maybe next time.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WHORES ARE PRICEY NOWADAYS. :O

[inderpal.livejournal.com]

!!!

Fandom = FTW!

NGH, I wanna bite his belly!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

BITING. biting is good. i like biting.

yes.

[hilarytamar.livejournal.com]

"Baffled as to why you want me at all"? Are you kidding me? I'm thinking it's likely it has something to do with, say, the last umpty-billion fics you've posted. Just a thought, you know, I'm just saying.

At least, it did for me: I kept re-reading all the ones on my hard drive, then staring at the screen and thinking "I can afford just a little more--I mean, it would be an *unamaga* fic". I had to stop when my initial limit had more than doubled and I found myself glowering at this annoying mklutz person who just would not relent and let me have the fic I so clearly deserved. I may have stamped my feet a few times, too.

But the point is, you were won, and that means there might be fic for all of us to enjoy! \o/

[mklutz]

Ha hahaha, I doubled my limit in our unending battle as well! I kept thinking, "Man! unamaga is going to be my big charity donation for awhile other than Sick Kids... GAH." Every time I got one of those "You've been over-bid!" e-mails---!

I could only hope that if I lost you were also interested in her for nefarious McKay/Sheppard reasons and not gen.

Not that gen is bad. I like gen. I just prefer the boys.

[hilarytamar.livejournal.com]

*twitch* That possibility hadn't occurred to me at the time. Not that unamaga wouldn't do fine gen. Lovely gen. Perfectly nice gen. Just, you know... gen. Whereas something like ... *points at icon* ... would be, how can I put this, a great and mighty gift to bestow upon the world. *nods* So glad we're in agreement. And now I'll go over here and wait with as much patience as I can muster.

[mklutz]

Exactly, exactly! When I saw she was offering gen I was worried someone might bid with that intention! Like you said, unamaga would write great gen, but I'm pretty sure she writes this even better.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I, uh, tried to email you last night and apparently fell asleep with my face on the space bar, SO! I'll just say it here:

I got the email from Sweet Charity about what you want, but, uh. Is there anything more specific? Like an AU you've been dying to read or a movie you've wanted McShepped for ages? I'll do research if need be! *eager to please*

[mklutz]

Okay, uh possible AUs (you don't have to use any of these if you don't like them!)

--comic book store AU (maybe Rodney worked at one part time in Uni and John shopped there)
--while trying to make his way through school on a tiny budget, Rodney discovers that he is the only heir to a small country's throne

...and then I got stuck coming up with a third. ._. Does that help at all?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YOU GUYS ARE KIND OF MAKING ME BLUSH A LOT. *hands on cheeks*

also, you will come to learn if you stick around for a while that i am damned easy to persuade into writing fic. ask schneestern or amberlynne - especially schneestern, though. she's mastered the technique.