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is it in yet?
Occasionally I check my spam folder, just for laughs. Today there was a real winner.
I kind of think that should be the title of my next fic, wherein Rodney will fruitlessly search for the perfect dick - in the manner of Goldilocks, naturally. "This penis is too small!" he'll complain with his hand down Ladon's pants. "This penis is too big!" he'll wince as Ronon tries to shove it in him. "This penis is just right," he'll sigh happily and pull John down on top of him.
Wow, aren't you people glad to have me on your flist? Hahaha, right, let me ruin your childhood a little more.
Total, Complete, Utter Penetration
Rogue bongburner to mackenziephifer
I am not an ordinary man, I am a giant in my pants
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Wipe that smirk off her face
I kind of think that should be the title of my next fic, wherein Rodney will fruitlessly search for the perfect dick - in the manner of Goldilocks, naturally. "This penis is too small!" he'll complain with his hand down Ladon's pants. "This penis is too big!" he'll wince as Ronon tries to shove it in him. "This penis is just right," he'll sigh happily and pull John down on top of him.
Wow, aren't you people glad to have me on your flist? Hahaha, right, let me ruin your childhood a little more.