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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2008-04-03 06:06 pm
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is it in yet?

Occasionally I check my spam folder, just for laughs. Today there was a real winner.

Total, Complete, Utter Penetration
Rogue bongburner to mackenziephifer

I am not an ordinary man, I am a giant in my pants

piwuimooed.com
Wipe that smirk off her face

I kind of think that should be the title of my next fic, wherein Rodney will fruitlessly search for the perfect dick - in the manner of Goldilocks, naturally. "This penis is too small!" he'll complain with his hand down Ladon's pants. "This penis is too big!" he'll wince as Ronon tries to shove it in him. "This penis is just right," he'll sigh happily and pull John down on top of him.

Wow, aren't you people glad to have me on your flist? Hahaha, right, let me ruin your childhood a little more.

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*g*

i wholeheartedly endorse this!!!!!



*cookies*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hooray! \o/
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[identity profile] verav.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL! I would actually read that fic *grins insanely*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahaha! Obviously someone would have to make a manip cover of Rodney with flowing golden locks.

[identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote Hagrid/BFG, once...

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
...I love you. Just in case you didn't know.

[identity profile] melagan.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I like it! You could even call it The Three Bares *ducks* I am so so sorry

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAH BRILLIANT!

[identity profile] saekokato.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* You are just the perfect amount of crazy, babe. Please be ruining my childhood even more. ^^

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww! *smooches*
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[personal profile] aurora 2008-04-03 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
(I, um, would actually read the X-rated Rodneylocks tale, oh yes.)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD FOR ME.
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[identity profile] merihn.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAH! That would be an aweosme fic. Get cracking!

*cheerleads*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, WE SHALL SEE.

[identity profile] elanor-me.livejournal.com 2008-04-03 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaha!!!

I am sooo looking forward to reading this!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I love how you all assume this is going to happen, ahaha. THIS IS WHAT I'VE DONE TO MYSELF.

[identity profile] liamar13.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
ahahhahah rodneylocks FTW!

write it, write it NOW!

*sits back and twiddles thumbs in anticipation*

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[identity profile] kashmir1.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
HI HI HI MELLY MEL.

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[identity profile] jaekayelle.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
How dare you destroy our innocence in such a blatant and gleeful manner?

tsk

Edited to add a *wink*, just in case I confused you cuz you don't know my sense of humour...such as it is.

Hi. *waves*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I AM A TYRANT, I GUESS.

[identity profile] gaffsie.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I never liked that story anyway, so by all means, go ahead and change it for the better! :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
\o/!

[identity profile] elsmoka.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like an improvement to me. ;) :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Porn always adds that little hint of pizazz, doesn't it?

[identity profile] morebliss.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 10:44 am (UTC)(link)
I want to read Rodneylocks and the Three Cocks. Then Sheppard White and the Seven Wraith.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm imagining John in a glass coffin. Damn you.
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[identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Rodneylocks! I love it. *petitions you to write it*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Nuuuu, someone else should do it! Ahhh!

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
:D :D
Have I told you recently that I love your brain, because I doooo!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Awww, it loves you too. If it could move on its own, it would totally glomp you.

[identity profile] morgaine22.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 01:12 pm (UTC)(link)
oh Jesus. It's 5am and I'm having an egg sandwich for breakfast and reading about dicks that're too big.

I DO LOVE YOU ON MY FLIST.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
OH I LOL. <3

[identity profile] helene94.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can ruin my childhood ANY TIME YOU WANT as long as I get to check my flist in the mornings and see this stuff!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, nothing quite like crack-porn (porny crack??) in the morning. Good to the last drop.
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
MOAR!


Also, because this is always ends up being about MY fandom: Ianto as Goldilocks, Y/Y?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-04 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY, HEY, GET YOUR OWN CRACKED OUT FAIRY TALE!

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[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2008-04-05 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHA, you guys are such bad influences.