"Well...this might take a little while to explain."
"You ought to sit down."
"I will not sit down."
"You look vaguely familiar."
"Shut up you mutt."
"It all began with a vision--"
"Really, Oldman, spare us the flowery metaphors."
"It all began in a coffee shop--"
"No, it didn't."
"Who is telling this story?"
"Not you, obviously. So this woman wrote books that are either based on you, or brought you into existance. We're not sure which. The two of us play you in the movie versions of the books."
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Ahahah this is gonna be short.
"I like your aura of evil."
The two size each other up slowly.
"Allies?"
"Cool with me."
Re: Ahahah this is gonna be short.
while I do yours...
Severus, Sirius, Alan and Gary
AHAHAH.
"Yeah, no kidding."
"Who are you?"
"Well...this might take a little while to explain."
"You ought to sit down."
"I will not sit down."
"You look vaguely familiar."
"Shut up you mutt."
"It all began with a vision--"
"Really, Oldman, spare us the flowery metaphors."
"It all began in a coffee shop--"
"No, it didn't."
"Who is telling this story?"
"Not you, obviously. So this woman wrote books that are either based on you, or brought you into existance. We're not sure which. The two of us play you in the movie versions of the books."
"Am I really that bony?"
"...Black."
"Yes?"
"Shut. Up."
Re: AHAHAH.
want another?
this is though... Mr Tulip's fan club plotting
Re: AHAHAH.