As promised...

[unamaga]

Maria Mena - You're the Only One
See you're not what I expected
But you're the only one who knows how to handle me
And you're such a great kisser and I know that you agree

Avenue Q - If You Were Gay
If you were gay, that'd be okay
I mean 'cause, hey, I'd like you anyway.
Because you see, if it were me,
I would feel free to say that I was gay.

Aimee Mann - Deathly
Now that I've met you,
Would you object to never seeing each other again?
'Cause I can't afford to climb aboard you;
No ones got that much ego to spend.

Lou Reed - Take a Walk on the Wild Side
Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey, Joe, take a walk on the wild side

Neko Case - If You Knew
If you knew what I know
You wouldn't go to see her
And least of all believe her

PJ Harvey - This is Love
I can't believe that life's so complex
When I just want to sit here and watch you undress
This is love, this is love
That I'm feeling

Sinister Ducks - March of the Sinister Ducks
Look closer and you may recoil in surprise,
At web-footed fascists with mad little eyes.
Ducks, Ducks! Quack, Quack! Quack, Quack!

Grease - You're the One That I Want
You're the one that I want.
You're the one that I want,
Oo, oo, oo, honey!
The one that I want.

Real Tuesday Weld - The Ugly and the Beautiful
Well, after all that we've been through
Would you still call this 'love', baby?
'Cause love's the only proof
That the ugly could be beautiful.

Weird Al Yankovic - The White Stuff
I love the white stuff, baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing I know

Regina Spektor - Better
I don't understand
But if I kiss you where it's sore
If I kiss you where it's sore
Will you feel better, better, better
Will you feel anything at all?

Ella Fitzgerald - Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Men are not a new sensation, I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation put me on the blink
I'm wild again, beguiled again, a simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I

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[Updated 4/19/08]
[Updated 8/24/08]

A few explanations, because I have a feeling some of these songs are ODD.

First off, You're the Only One is my McShep theme song; everything about it is just perfect for them, in every single possible way. In fact, where is the vid to this song, guys? Come on. Neko Case's If You Knew is Rodney being jealous in a huge way, because, yeah - we all know John likes to flirt, and also? The glowy sex. March of the Sinister Ducks is something that I can just see for Rodney. He has so many phobias and ridiculous notions already that a paranoia about ducks seems to fit him so well.

Ahahah, The White Stuff. Apart from being amusingly titled, the thought of Rodney being addicted to Oreos is truly my happy place. He can stop anytime he wants, he just doesn't want to! He's not addicted! What are you doing? Leave his Oreos alone!

Tomorrow, an SGA picspam of epic proportions for Robin, because she has been so patient with me. ♥