Prolific is my middle name...didn't you know?

[unamaga]

Even more drabbles. That's right.

And, yes, I do seem to have a thing for dialogue.

Rowena Ravenclaw/Salazar Slytherin
"We keepeth bumping into each other, dear Sir Salazar."

"Verily we do, Miss Rowena."

"People shall talketh muchly."

"Leteth them talk. I care not."

"Oh, Sir Salazar!"

"Oh, Miss Rowena!"

"Taketh me, for I am thine!"

"You two are such imbeciles."

"Quieteth thine self, Gryffindor."

And so, the wedge between Gryffindor and Slytherin was placed.
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Severus and Metatron
Behold, I am The Metatron, voice of the One True God.

"Stop the flaming, you're ruining my temperature-controlled environment."

Oh, sorry.

"And turn down the halo a bit, please? I can't work under these conditions."

Sorr--hey, who's the voice in this conversation? Listen up, mortal.

"Fine, since you put it so kindly."

Don't be cheeky with me, I can turn you into a flaming pillar of Potions Master if you don't behave.

"Point taken."

Good. Now. You are being charged with a holy quest.

"Terribly sorry, can't. I have class in twenty minutes."

Damn. I guess it's next in line, then. Cherrio.

"See you soon."