my shame is large

[unamaga]

These are the things I am thinking about at 5:30 AM.

1. After last night, my brain has decided that congress would make an excellent sitcom. No, okay, stay with me here. Just imagine all the tomfoolery and DUIs and petty grudges with a laugh track. The titles would be set to a politicized version of Where Everybody Knows Your Name, possibly called Where Everybody Knows You Fuck Young Pages. Senator Mike Crapo would affectionately be the butt of every joke. Imagine the glory.
   
   
2. Why was there flowing lava behind Bobby Jindal during his response speech? I suspect that alone would make an incredible episode: S01E08 THE ONE WITH THE LAVA, in which Jindal is somehow stranded on a Hawaiian Island and only the extremely rugged Anderson Cooper stands between him and an untimely molten death. B-plot: Nancy Pelosi discovers Jolt Energy drinks.
   
   
3. I've had far too much tea this evening and been left to my own devices for far too long because I'm looking up tea leaf meanings on google. How does one differentiate a coin from a circle from a ball when you're reading tea leaves? And how exactly would they manage to convey that they are a glow? Not aglow - I'd be slightly concerned if my tea was literally exuding light - but glow as a noun. This confuses me. And the only thing I can find in my tea leaves is a clump of leaves that looks remarkably like an amoeba.
   
   
4. What would Castiel look like with a pornstache? Furthermore, what would Castiel look like with a pornstache while wearing a members only jacket?

Good morning. :D

Comments

[vida-boheme.livejournal.com]

This post is utterly EPIC and makes me long to meet you for coffee and weird conversation ♥

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

I adore you brain, baby. Can I move in?

[lamardeuse.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, this makes me VERY SAD that I was too tired to stay up til 1000 and watch the speech! But then, I don't think it could have topped this post. :)

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

I am usually in favor of pornstaches on hot boys, so I think Castiel would look porntastically hot with one. :D

[kristiinthedark.livejournal.com]

Your brain makes me very happy. And this?

Where Everybody Knows You Fuck Young Pages

fills me with absolute GLEE.

[(Anonymous)]

1- Not only would I watch this, but I am already creating characters and casting them IN MY HEAD. Thank you, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day figuring out who will play the crazy House majority whip that lurks in the shadows and mysteriously knows everything. (I'm leaning towards Neil Flynn, but it's a little obvious.)

2- Screw Bobby Jindal. I have been working very long days for the past two weeks because people have been MONITORING a volcano in a Alaska, and there is a very real chance it will erupt. I'm sure all those good ol' god fearing Republicans up there in Palin county like the idea of people, I don't know, helping to put together models that can predict where ash falls, pyroclastic flows, and lahars will occur. :COUGH: Or maybe we're just burning tax dollars in the back room, who knows?

It just amazes me that asshole can shove Katrina in our face, and in practically the same breathe roll his eyes at others peoples' potential disaster. GOD.

[aesc.livejournal.com]

2. Maybe Jindal was speaking from outside his secret lair hidden deep within the fiery bowels of a volcano?

3. That's such an awesome word, amoeba. AMEEEEEBA.

4. Ha ha, I would DIE. Speaking of pornstaches, have you seen this (http://damerel.livejournal.com/70822.html)? Not pornstachetastic, but it's close XD

Also, I've found one of the additional benefits of having Castiel around is that I get to use the word "smite" a lot more often. That's my favorite word of all time, smite. Smite!

[villainny.livejournal.com]

ILU

[aurora]

After last night, my brain has decided that congress would make an excellent sitcom.
WANT.

[hilarytamar.livejournal.com]

You were far more coherent than I was at 5:30 this morning. I didn't get much past "I'm awake again?" and "oh god there's no way I'm going to be able to stay awake at work oh god".

Also, your tea is much more interesting than mine. My beloved Darjeeling has many virtues, but it has never once led me to ask what a glow might be. And what good is breakfast without a spot of intrigue, I ask you?

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

You make me smile. ♥