unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2009-02-25 05:40 am

my shame is large

These are the things I am thinking about at 5:30 AM.

  1. After last night, my brain has decided that congress would make an excellent sitcom. No, okay, stay with me here. Just imagine all the tomfoolery and DUIs and petty grudges with a laugh track. The titles would be set to a politicized version of Where Everybody Knows Your Name, possibly called Where Everybody Knows You Fuck Young Pages. Senator Mike Crapo would affectionately be the butt of every joke. Imagine the glory.

  2. Why was there flowing lava behind Bobby Jindal during his response speech? I suspect that alone would make an incredible episode: S01E08 THE ONE WITH THE LAVA, in which Jindal is somehow stranded on a Hawaiian Island and only the extremely rugged Anderson Cooper stands between him and an untimely molten death. B-plot: Nancy Pelosi discovers Jolt Energy drinks.

  3. I've had far too much tea this evening and been left to my own devices for far too long because I'm looking up tea leaf meanings on google. How does one differentiate a coin from a circle from a ball when you're reading tea leaves? And how exactly would they manage to convey that they are a glow? Not aglow - I'd be slightly concerned if my tea was literally exuding light - but glow as a noun. This confuses me. And the only thing I can find in my tea leaves is a clump of leaves that looks remarkably like an amoeba.

  4. What would Castiel look like with a pornstache? Furthermore, what would Castiel look like with a pornstache while wearing a members only jacket?

Good morning. :D

[identity profile] vida-boheme.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
This post is utterly EPIC and makes me long to meet you for coffee and weird conversation ♥

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like it would be lovely; I can do weird conversations like nobody's business! Erm. Obviously.

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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I adore you brain, baby. Can I move in?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's gotten a bit crowded in here, but I think there's space on my left shoulder. :D
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:28 am (UTC)(link)
Ahhh then I canbe either your conscience or the little bad devil. Which would you prefer?
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[identity profile] lamardeuse.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha, this makes me VERY SAD that I was too tired to stay up til 1000 and watch the speech! But then, I don't think it could have topped this post. :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
ARE YOU SURE? Obama declared that Nobody Messes With Joe and half the nation sat in stunned wonder and imagined Barack and Joe's attempt at a running lift on the Congressional floor.
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[identity profile] anatsuno.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I am usually in favor of pornstaches on hot boys, so I think Castiel would look porntastically hot with one. :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe the real question is: would he pop the collar?

I need a Castiel icon, oh man.
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[identity profile] kristiinthedark.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Your brain makes me very happy. And this?

Where Everybody Knows You Fuck Young Pages

fills me with absolute GLEE.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't even have to change that much!

Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead;
The morning's looking bright;
And your shrink ran off to Europe,
And didn't even write;
And your husband wants to be a girl;
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows you fuck young pages,
And they're always glad you came.

It's like they knew.
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[identity profile] kristiinthedark.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles until I CRY*

Oh, they so knew.

(Anonymous) 2009-02-25 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
1- Not only would I watch this, but I am already creating characters and casting them IN MY HEAD. Thank you, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day figuring out who will play the crazy House majority whip that lurks in the shadows and mysteriously knows everything. (I'm leaning towards Neil Flynn, but it's a little obvious.)

2- Screw Bobby Jindal. I have been working very long days for the past two weeks because people have been MONITORING a volcano in a Alaska, and there is a very real chance it will erupt. I'm sure all those good ol' god fearing Republicans up there in Palin county like the idea of people, I don't know, helping to put together models that can predict where ash falls, pyroclastic flows, and lahars will occur. :COUGH: Or maybe we're just burning tax dollars in the back room, who knows?

It just amazes me that asshole can shove Katrina in our face, and in practically the same breathe roll his eyes at others peoples' potential disaster. GOD.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
I was really impressed by how he managed to say "Volcano Monitoring" like the words aren't English. Didn't he (or someone, I can't remember) go after Obama for funding an observatory too? SCIENCE, THEY DO NOT GET IT.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
2. Maybe Jindal was speaking from outside his secret lair hidden deep within the fiery bowels of a volcano?

3. That's such an awesome word, amoeba. AMEEEEEBA.

4. Ha ha, I would DIE. Speaking of pornstaches, have you seen this (http://damerel.livejournal.com/70822.html)? Not pornstachetastic, but it's close XD

Also, I've found one of the additional benefits of having Castiel around is that I get to use the word "smite" a lot more often. That's my favorite word of all time, smite. Smite!

[identity profile] villainny.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Every time you say smite, God hits Dean Winchester with a falling desk.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
What do you think God is doing in my icon? :D :D :D

Poor Dean.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I JUST NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK FROM HOLDING IN THE LAUGHTER. I... someone's made an icon of Sam as a dancing queen, right? And it's neon pink or some other horrid color? Please say yes.

Oh, oh, oh, have you read eighth_horizon's Dean Teaches Castiel To Swear fic? Because every time I see the word "smite" now I burst out hysterically laughing.

[identity profile] aesc.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha ha, I don't know about the icon, but I do know that such a thing would be very pleasing to me! I think the part that got me laughing, and that I still find completely hysterical, is when Cas hears "Stayin' Alive" and thinks it's women singing XD

And I have lost track of the number of times I've read Dean Teaches Castiel To Swear; it's one of those fics that never gets less funny, no matter how many times you read it. I swear, every time I get to the end and Castiel comes out with... what he comes out with, I imagine him saying it in Misha's slightly menacing monotone, and I die. I just die.

Castiel: He'll smite the fuck out of shit.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
ILU2, mah bb. <3
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[personal profile] aurora 2009-02-25 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
After last night, my brain has decided that congress would make an excellent sitcom.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
Thursday nights at 8pm, bb. TUNE IN.

[identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You were far more coherent than I was at 5:30 this morning. I didn't get much past "I'm awake again?" and "oh god there's no way I'm going to be able to stay awake at work oh god".

Also, your tea is much more interesting than mine. My beloved Darjeeling has many virtues, but it has never once led me to ask what a glow might be. And what good is breakfast without a spot of intrigue, I ask you?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
Haha, I was STILL AWAKE from the day before! And. Am again. HI.

My jasmine tea had a tendency to clump, so I wasn't really looking up the meaning of glow so much as glob, and passed glow along the way. It confuses me. :\

[identity profile] hilarytamar.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*passes you strong tea*  *the really good drugs strong tea*

[identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
You make me smile. ♥

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
*kisses your nose*