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Bah!
Bah, I am so bored.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, boooooo-reedd.
You know what that means...
Five Things [you may or may not know about me]
1. I attract gay men like Cher attracts gay men. Seriously, they find me, I find them, usually I am incredibly attracted to them and they use me to find other gay men. I'm like a gay homing device. Boop, boop, boop, boopboopboop!
2. I can bend my fingers back nearly 90 degrees further than I should be able to. It's great to freak out other people with.
3. I have more than three hundred books in my room right now. That doesn't even count the books in boxes in the garage and the basement and those scattered all throughout the rest of the house. I really need to stop.
4. I have a mad love affair going with four men: Carl Barat, Julian Casablancas, John Lennon, and Stephen Colbert. They are all incredible in bed, but shh, they don't know about each other.
5. I have a horrible habit of not finishing things that I start. When I was younger, I took apart a clock so I could see how it worked. I have yet to figure out how it worked or how to put it back together. That poor, poor clock.
Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, bored, boooooo-reedd.
You know what that means...
Five Things [you may or may not know about me]
1. I attract gay men like Cher attracts gay men. Seriously, they find me, I find them, usually I am incredibly attracted to them and they use me to find other gay men. I'm like a gay homing device. Boop, boop, boop, boopboopboop!
2. I can bend my fingers back nearly 90 degrees further than I should be able to. It's great to freak out other people with.
3. I have more than three hundred books in my room right now. That doesn't even count the books in boxes in the garage and the basement and those scattered all throughout the rest of the house. I really need to stop.
4. I have a mad love affair going with four men: Carl Barat, Julian Casablancas, John Lennon, and Stephen Colbert. They are all incredible in bed, but shh, they don't know about each other.
5. I have a horrible habit of not finishing things that I start. When I was younger, I took apart a clock so I could see how it worked. I have yet to figure out how it worked or how to put it back together. That poor, poor clock.
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1) The first night I slept with my boyfriend was actually after we had broken up. And it would seriously have pissed off his girlfriend of that time if she had found out. Which was partly the aim on both our parts. She was a bitch.
2) I have a birthmark over my left eye which is exactly the shape of the British Isles. It's kind of more of a strange white...thing...rather than a birthmark but I've had it since I was born and no-one knows what it is. I tell the kids an evil dark wizard once wanted to kill me but the curse backfired. It works for them.
3) I have eaten wild boar, elk, and bear sausages. Kinda nice. Kinda rich.
4) My life's ambition is to buy my own horse. My boyfriend's life ambition is to buy one for me. As is that of one of the kiddies in my class.
5) My other life's ambition which will hopefully come along next year, is to run the London Marathon.