unamaga: (surely you jest)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-06-21 10:33 pm
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A letter


Dear Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, 

How you be so pretty? It is clearly illegal. When crying, when laughing, when getting your asses handed to you--you are still insanely pretty. Cut it out and be glad I don't report you. 

Yours,
Mel

pee-ess: i totally have handcuffs, you know, if you were ever interested in being "arrested" and "punished". just sayin'.
 

[identity profile] purple-sax09.livejournal.com 2006-06-22 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
now all you need is a stamp and an envelope! :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think it would be more appropriate to use a perfumed envelope, record 'hopelessly devoted to you' and enclose it, or just put a bunch of naughty pictures in with the letter?

[identity profile] purple-sax09.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I think both, in moderation, would be in good taste. ;)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what're you thinking? A sort of floral scented envelope, maybe the refrain of 'hoplessly devoted to you', and one or two suggestive photos?

[identity profile] purple-sax09.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I was thinking more like some sandalwood oil for the envelope... tho, I like the song idea. It works. And for the photos... I'd go with just one WITH A PHONE NUMBER on the back. ;)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-06-23 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They know my phone number already.

...*innocent face*