Hahah I wish I could come to England. That would probably screw me up enough to put be back right. As zany as that sounds.
And I completely agree with that, it's so much easier to get stuff done when no one else is awake to bother you.
Unfortunately, the past two days, the very earth itself has conspired against me. I fell asleep yesterday morning and my sister bursts in with loud babble. I fell asleep again and someone sets a chainsaw going at their hedges just across the drive way. I fell asleep last night at around ten-thirty-ish and my friend (who is gonna get his ass whupped) calls an hour later to tell me his test scores. Sorry, /rant.
Ok what you need to do is stay up now and then stay up the whole of tomorrow, which is, bizarrely, today for me...well...ok it's today for you too, isn't it, cos you're...so late you're early
I'll stop confusing you now.
Just stay up all day anyway. Then you might be knackered come the night.
Or, you know. Apply for a job that lets you work nights. More money, for one thing...
Hahaha. Thing is, I completely understood that first bit. *mind-meld*
Yeah, the whole staying up until the night after thing? Didn't work. I just ended up staying awake for two straight days. That sucked, lemme tell ya.
I don't know what happened. Sleep and I had such a good relationship and then he just up and left me. I don't know what I did. Would a ballad help, do you think?
Over here we had a reality t.v programme called Shattered, where 10 contestants went into the old Big Brother house, and never went to sleep. You could get out of it whenever you liked but the winner was the one who stayed up for the longest. They had all these horrible tasks, like, one was to sit in the diary room and watch a video of sheep and you just had to sit there counting them out loud, and one was where they brought in this whole group of little kids for the contestants to play with after they'd been up for 3 days running. It was hillarious.
Then this one bloke started hallucinating after....5 or 6 days? He was funny.
You could enter for something like that, and win five minute fame, glory, and most of all, money! Sorted!
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My favourite one is the one for the Jack Lalane (or whatever his name is...!) Power Juicer.
"AND LISTEN!" blonde lady shouts over this whirring juicer: "IT'S SO QUIET!!!!"
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Also, ahahahh, that is classy. Way to go, infomercials, way to go.
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Mind. I used to love doing night shifts cos, I have this thing where I love being awake when no-one else is :0P I'm just odd, like that...
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And I completely agree with that, it's so much easier to get stuff done when no one else is awake to bother you.
Unfortunately, the past two days, the very earth itself has conspired against me. I fell asleep yesterday morning and my sister bursts in with loud babble. I fell asleep again and someone sets a chainsaw going at their hedges just across the drive way. I fell asleep last night at around ten-thirty-ish and my friend (who is gonna get his ass whupped) calls an hour later to tell me his test scores. Sorry, /rant.
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I'll stop confusing you now.
Just stay up all day anyway. Then you might be knackered come the night.
Or, you know. Apply for a job that lets you work nights. More money, for one thing...
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Yeah, the whole staying up until the night after thing? Didn't work. I just ended up staying awake for two straight days. That sucked, lemme tell ya.
I don't know what happened. Sleep and I had such a good relationship and then he just up and left me. I don't know what I did. Would a ballad help, do you think?
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Do you think free-verse would be ok?
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I SO know what you could do!
Over here we had a reality t.v programme called Shattered, where 10 contestants went into the old Big Brother house, and never went to sleep. You could get out of it whenever you liked but the winner was the one who stayed up for the longest. They had all these horrible tasks, like, one was to sit in the diary room and watch a video of sheep and you just had to sit there counting them out loud, and one was where they brought in this whole group of little kids for the contestants to play with after they'd been up for 3 days running. It was hillarious.
Then this one bloke started hallucinating after....5 or 6 days? He was funny.
You could enter for something like that, and win five minute fame, glory, and most of all, money! Sorted!
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Thank you for enlightening me to my true sleepless purpose: Fame! Fortune! Really bad TV!
I will remember you when I am incredibly rich and powerful. :P
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