[Fade In] Scene: Debbie and Mel in Bed, Bath & Beyond, looking at various gizmos. Debbie picks up a spatula and brandishes it at Mel. Narrator: Spatula--$2.87 [Switch Scene] Scene: Bob's Discount Furniture. Debbie and Mel are cooing over a love seat. Mel accidentally trips over the leg and ends up sprawled on the floor. Narrator: One Sofa--$48.99 on sale [Switch Scene] Scene: Spencer Gifts, Debbie and Mel browsing through the posters. Suddenly, the two gasp amorously and latch one. Narrator: Captain Jack Sparrow Poster--$5.50 [Switch Scene] Scene: Debbie and Mel hang up the Jack Sparrow poster in their new apartment's living room, looking very excited. Debbie leans up and tries to kiss the poster. Narrator: Breaking in your new apartment by making out with an inanimate object--Priceless. [Fade Out]
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:D
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[Fade In]
Scene: Debbie and Mel in Bed, Bath & Beyond, looking at various gizmos. Debbie picks up a spatula and brandishes it at Mel.
Narrator: Spatula--$2.87
[Switch Scene]
Scene: Bob's Discount Furniture. Debbie and Mel are cooing over a love seat. Mel accidentally trips over the leg and ends up sprawled on the floor.
Narrator: One Sofa--$48.99 on sale
[Switch Scene]
Scene: Spencer Gifts, Debbie and Mel browsing through the posters. Suddenly, the two gasp amorously and latch one.
Narrator: Captain Jack Sparrow Poster--$5.50
[Switch Scene]
Scene: Debbie and Mel hang up the Jack Sparrow poster in their new apartment's living room, looking very excited. Debbie leans up and tries to kiss the poster.
Narrator: Breaking in your new apartment by making out with an inanimate object--Priceless.
[Fade Out]
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I CAN'T WAIT!
*asplodes*
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