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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-09-08 02:51 am
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i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

I have a really, really strong urge to light something on fire. I don't know what, and I'm not particuarly angry, I just long with all of my being to take a match to something flammable.

Does that make me a bad person?

Maybe I've just been away from the chemistry labs for too long. It's been a while since I got to blow any lab tables up or get 10M HCl all over my hands. Say whatever you want about theoretical chemistry, but lab chemistry is pretty frigging awesome--especially when you get to work with the caustic stuff. Mmm, caustic.

And speaking of caustic, have some abandoned!fic lines.

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"There's something there, Jensen knows, something sweet and soft in the curve of Jared's face buried against a pillow. But Jared keeps that secret tucked close under his chin and across the freckled bridge of his nose, like it's as precious to him as Jensen is."


"When little Sammy broke his leg for the first time, Dean went promptly crazy. John remembers it with absolute clarity and just-as-absolute terror."


"You're insane, Jensen declares after a full minute of silence. A bowling alley? I thought you said this was gonna be a kinky fuck.
Jared grins, twirling a straw between his ridiculously long fingers. It will be, he says. Jensen mumbles something rude under his breath about Jared's lack of imagination. Oh, Jensen, Jensen, devil's in the details. After all, who said I was going to be fucking you with my dick?"


"Sam tipped sideways, still half asleep, as the car jolted to an abrupt stop on the side of a dusty highway. He landed half on Dean and half crammed into the foot-well, knees around his ears and feet in his eyes. Dean, however uncomfortable Sam was, looked like he was worse off. His face was an unnatural shade of white, hands gripping the wheel so tight Sam could hear the grind of cartilidge and bone."

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In other news, there is a large congregation of high, stinky, loud students right under my dorm window. It is nearly 3AM and I cannot sleep for all of their blabbering and screaming.

Pls send waterballoons.

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...maybe you can go to a parking lot with some newspaper and a lighter and just play around for awhile. lol.


OMG! YOU MUST WRITE THE ONE ABOUT SAMMY BREAKING HIS LEG!!! *FLAILS* OMG...OOOOOMG! DEAN! and even some PAPA!!! *DIES*

um, and the bowling alley one...SO KINKY!!! *pets Jared proudly*

And the last one has me ridiculously curious.

Well, the weekends do start on Thursday when in college. Sorry that you must endure that...although, I called Sam n'Dean and they are on their way to kick some ass. *hugs*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*huge hug*

Thirsty Thursday is what it's called around here, oh yes. Thursdays are for drinking and getting high, Fridays are for not going to class because of the hangover and then heading home for Saturday. Sundays are when they come back and get drunk and high all over again so they can't go to Monday classes.

It's a wonder anyone ever gets anything done around here, actually.


And I don't even know what to do with the Sammy-breaks-his-leg story! I got stuck about 200 words in, and now I cringe every time I see it. :(

...maybe I'll take the hour I have before class starts to sort of poke at these a little bit more. *ponders*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah yes... lol. I had a really late class on Thursdays last year and I HATED it...lol. I always had to haul ass outta there to get to concerts or parties. Plus, by the end of the year I got in the habit of just skipping it. lol.

Well, you could always just do a drabble. *shrugs* But I'd just LOVE to see how Dean reacts...how Papa reacts and, of course, how Sammy acts with all the fussing thats bound to happen.

*hugs* Have fun in class! *wink*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU HAVE GIVEN ME AN IDEA!! *tackle-hug!*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*SQUEE* *bounds about with you*

I KNEW the plot bunnies would like the Peanut M&Ms!!! *beams proudly*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
UM HOMG ICON. *faints dead away*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
*BEAMS* ISN'T IT THE BEST!!!???!!! *pets it and feeds the boys M&Ms for their amusing antics*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
My brain is going "LEAN CLOSER OMG JARED, JAAAAAAHHRREEDDD!"

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
lol... I know...when that part of the interview came up I was like..."wait...no! OMG! HE ISN't!!!" and then he didn't but it was STILL the happiest thing EVER!!! And Jensens "not in front of the fangirls" hand motion KILLS ME!!!!

*sighs happily*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I know!! Because then you're all, "WELL if the audience hadn't been there, HE SO WOULD HAVE LET IT HAPPEN! *WIBBLE FLAIL MOAN*"

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG!YES!!!!

*twirls about*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2006-09-08 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Chemistry is DUMB! We haven't done any labs yet, just notes. HOPEFULLY it'll get better.

Huh, yesterday I had the urge just to punch someone. I do too today since I found out I'm not getting Supernatural DVD tomorrow. *weeps*

Awe, the one with Jared sleeping? *big Sammy eyes*

OH! I want to see Dean go ballistic! *waves hand*

*incoherent for the bowling alley*

*still incoherent for the other one* Maybe Dean's pants will accidently slip off and Sam's mouth will accidently wrap around Dean's dick? Who knows?

Oooh, which reminds me, I found out something weird in pyschology, but I'll tell later.

I'd send you water balloons, but alas, I think I'm far too late.



[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles you* I will try to make the Sleepy-Jared fic work for you, sweetie. Hang in there for Chemistry. Just think of what can do if you add Calcium to water in large enough quantities:

BOOM!!! FIZZ!! OVERFLOW!! EXOTHERMIC REACTION!!



Didn't that make you feel better?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-09 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'M SORRY!!! *frets*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2006-09-09 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Don't! It was my fault for being on LJ, because there's this dumb rule where we can't be on LJ, messageboards or MSN or anything that you have contact with people outside of the school computers.

But, whatever. I rarely use the internet. I'll have to waste internet classes researching textbooks (not like I do more on the computer anyway in those classes)

[identity profile] polyspaston.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I HATED chemistry. The chemistry labs at school always stunk of some horrible oily tarry stuff, and we had this teacher, Mrs Boot, who was so crap she carried on talking even after Selina in our class had tied her to her chair.

Selina was like that.

Or there was Ms...dude what was her name? JOHNSON. Man. Hated her. She shouted. And therefore Chemistry was awful.

Until we got a bloke who decided he knew how to turn sea water into gold. He looked like Father Christmas, and he knew about the cool side of chemistry :0P He was fantastic. But the rooms still smelt so I was beyond saving.

Anyway, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, would be my motto, unless you're in a skimpy nightie like I was once or twice, in which case, you just have to go outside in said skimpy nightie and tell them politely to shut the fagging hell up. For some reason, the nightie is a key part in this operation.

Oh, and setting things on fire? Get a pair of jeans, put them on, spray wtih deoderant, put a lighter to them. It wrecks your jeans quite nicely. Mr Me used to do it just to scare me and/or look macho. It just used to scare me, to be honest.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I, unfortunately, do not own a skimpy nightie. I wear hawaiian-print pajama bottoms and old tie-dyed t-shirts to bed. :(

Maybe I should rectify that?

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
*cough* you're channeling dean again, aren't you?

le sigh...i miss organic chem. it was bomb making 101 that made me happiest in life.


"When little Sammy broke his leg for the first time, Dean went promptly crazy. John remembers it with absolute clarity and just-as-absolute terror."
gah with the broken leg!


didja get the h20 launchers?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, I'm of the firm belief that Dean channels me. I have loved fire and setting things on fire since I was a wee thing. At the age of 6, I blew up my first chemistry set. I singed my eyebrows and lost some of my bangs, and I was never the same again. *fond sniffles*

[identity profile] purple-sax09.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
*points at icon*



...teehee.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-09-08 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Say it.