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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-06 11:21 am
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*does the layout boogie*

I HAVE A NEW LAYOUT. BE AMAZED, GREEN WITH ENVY.

In order to properly thank [livejournal.com profile] scarlett_o for her awesome awesomeness (and for not chopping my head off when I was being picky), a hand!porn picspam, featuring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.

If you click, they get bigger. Oh, um, and ps--make sure you're sitting down.

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AND ALSO a ficlet.

Title: It Takes a Lover
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Fisting. PWP.
Wordcount: Around 600
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] scarlett_o--bwahah, I know your weakness!!


It’s not like they have a signal or some kind of stupid hanky code about it all, it’s just a sort of nudge with an elbow or quirk of a brow, like, Hey, you wanna? and they know.

During lunch that afternoon, Jared raises his eyebrows and touches his foot to the back of Jensen’s knee. Jensen’s hand brushes Jared’s on the way to the salt. Yeah, I wanna.

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“Come on, Jen, you can take it,” Jared coos sweetly against the curve of Jensen’s hip as he tucks his pinky against his other fingers and presses in, “come on.”

It hurts for a second, a slow burn, and then Jensen’s moaning low and pushing back against Jared’s hand like he can’t get enough. It’s always like this, no matter how many times they do it, skirting that line of pain and pleasure until Jensen can’t tell which way is up and which way is Texas. Jared’s hand is wide and warm in him, those rosy knuckles hitting every sensitive nerve Jensen has, and god, what is his thumb doing?

“Gonna make it feel so good, baby,” he mumbles, and then his fingers are curling wickedly up against Jensen’s sweet spot and his thumb is pressing hard against his perineum.

Just like that, and Jensen’s screaming, arching his back off the bed because it feels so good he almost can’t take it. His vision is whiting out around the edges, and his throat is starting to hurt from all this shouting, but all he can focus on is the feeling of Jared’s fucking huge hand inside him, playing him like a finely tuned instrument.

“You want my fist?” Jared asks quietly, trailing kisses up Jensen’s sweaty chest so he’s face-to-face with him, finally. “You want it all?”

Jensen moans, imagining that fist fucking into him, stretching him so far open he’s split in half. “Please, please,” he pants, hands coming up to clutch at Jared’s broad shoulders. He digs his nails in when Jared smiles and slides his fingers out of him.

“So fuckin’ pretty when you beg, Jen,” he says, and then he’s pushing back in with his entire hand now, and, fuck had Jensen actually asked for this? It hurts more than anything, and he can feel his muscles clenching up, making it worse, but he can’t relax. “Shh, calm down,” Jared soothes, pausing to let Jensen adjust and leaning in to kiss him.

It's enough, Jared's lips and tongue distracting Jensen like nothing else, and by the time Jared pulls back, lips spit-slick and red from Jensen's teeth, Jensen's ass is clenching around Jared's fist for an entirely different reason. He pushes down, trembling and moaning, his hard cock bouncing up against his stomach and leaving a wet smear. He can feel Jared's pulse against him, thumping slow and steady. It's sexy as hell, and he's so close he can taste it.

Then, Jared starts moving--tiny flicks of his wrist, a twitch of his thumb right there, twisting his entire fist side to side just like that--and it's too much, Jensen's coming with a yell, shooting over his own chest and Jared's stomach in big, white spurts.

When he comes back to himself a few minutes later, still shaking with aftershocks, Jared is quietly stroking his hair, petting him like a newborn kitten. Something in his stomach twists and warms under the careful attention, so sweetly tender. He whispers something that might be I love you, but quiet enough that maybe Jared didn't hear, and buries his head in the soft, homey curve of Jared's shoulder.



So, yeah, hope you liked it, scarlett. AND THANKS!!!!

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
omg baby, your porn is so hot.


fisting. shouldn't be as hot as it is...

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
b-but, jared's hands. everything is hot when jared's hands are involved. jesus, that boy.

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
but that's what I'm SAYING, baby. usually, I think I would run screaming, but JARED'S HANDS (not to mention Jensen's ASS)...

nnghghghg..

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
nnghghghg is RIGHT. his hands could rule the world, baby. especially if they teamed up with jensen's ass.

DAYUM.

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OH GOD. *rereads*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*has found you on AIM*

not stalking, I SWEAR. *pets*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* HI, BABY, HI!! What's your AIM sn? I'll totes add you! :D

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ericaplz


^ that's me. *tackles*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M TOTALLY TALKING TO YOU ON AIM. WOAH.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2006-10-06 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*peeks into journal*



Okay, now I understand the true love that is hand!porn. Those boys are just sex all around.

And fic? Yummm.

*sneaks back out of journal*

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
omg. first you kill me with hand!picspam and then you have to give me even MORE visuals of Jared's hands doing very naughty things. God lord...

um...you and Jared officially own my soul...forever. end of story.

damnit! I'm never going to be able to look at his hands and NOT think of this...

*runs off to reread*

also...listening to Louis XIV while reading this...not good for my panties

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO NEEDS PANTIES?

I mean. Um.

Hand!porn is good for the soul. Srsly, it's like, a sacrement or something. Especially with Jared's hands, 'cause GUH.

*smooches you*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles you while you are here, just for a minute!*

Me and my porny-ness miss you!! ♥

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
lol!

Yes, handporn is like air for me these days...I just NEED it! I swear I love Jared and Jensen equally...but on days when it's Jared's turn, he just owns me COMPLETELY!!!!

*smooches*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Man, I will never understand how a lot of people in fandom can seriously look at Jared and only see, "Aww, cute puppy!"

HE IS NOT AWW CUTE PUPPY. He is, "Holy shit, sex pls!" and, "OMG those limbs!" and, "Want to climb him like a tree!"

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
At first I was totally in the puppy camp...but the more I see him the more I want him to shove me against a wall or lift me onto a counter and fuck me good and hard. Seriously...the boyish face goes from "puppy" to "sex god" in two seconds flat in my mind these days.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I completely agree--there's just something about him. I can see the puppy/boyish when he smiles, totally, 'cause then his whole body lights up and he just looks so damn happy.

But any other time--especially when he's brooding or WORKING LIKE A GREASE MONKEY--I just keep imagining him in various dominanting positions. He's so HUGE. I mean, come on. With that kind of muscle and shoulder breadth, your body wouldn't even have to touch a solid surface, he could just hold you up while he goes down on you.

...k. i need to, like, breathe.

[identity profile] scarlett-o.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY HANNAH, WOMAN!!!! Like really isn't nearly a strong enough word for how I feel. There is not nearly enough fisting fic out there. I just have no words. Thank you so much sweetie, you didn't have to, but I'm glad you did. *SMOOCH*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*SMOOCHES BACK* It was certainly a pleasure. *looks even less innocent than before*

There really is a lack of fisting fic out there. I guess a lot of people sort of shy away from it. Although, really, considering all the kinky shit fandom spews out, I'm surprised fisting's the back breaker.

*hugs* M'still glad you liked it, and I firmly maintain that you deserve it after all my whining. :D

[identity profile] scarlett-o.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*g* I agree, incest is a-ok, but fisting? Back you evil woman!!!

And I wouldn't call it whining, I'd call it being particular.

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
omg! YOU HAVE TO STOP GIVING ME MORE IMAGES!!

Damn, I must go (YAY!CONCERT!) but have a good night! Loves! *kisses*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I CAN'T HELP IT. IF THEY ARE IN MY HEAD, I SHARE THEM. *will try to stop, promise*

Have fun at your concert, baby!! Loff you!! *kiss!*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But they both have such gorgeous hands!! Jared with his long, knobby fingers that can press all the right buttons. Jensen with his working-man's hand, wide and graceful. GORGEOUS AND SEXY. One cannot help but think of certain things.

Damn, I need a hand-pr0n icon.

[identity profile] scarlett-o.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Tis true. See I made my icon specifically to go with the fidting fic I wrote. *g*

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