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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-06 11:21 am
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*does the layout boogie*

I HAVE A NEW LAYOUT. BE AMAZED, GREEN WITH ENVY.

In order to properly thank [livejournal.com profile] scarlett_o for her awesome awesomeness (and for not chopping my head off when I was being picky), a hand!porn picspam, featuring Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki.

If you click, they get bigger. Oh, um, and ps--make sure you're sitting down.

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AND ALSO a ficlet.

Title: It Takes a Lover
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Fisting. PWP.
Wordcount: Around 600
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] scarlett_o--bwahah, I know your weakness!!


It’s not like they have a signal or some kind of stupid hanky code about it all, it’s just a sort of nudge with an elbow or quirk of a brow, like, Hey, you wanna? and they know.

During lunch that afternoon, Jared raises his eyebrows and touches his foot to the back of Jensen’s knee. Jensen’s hand brushes Jared’s on the way to the salt. Yeah, I wanna.

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“Come on, Jen, you can take it,” Jared coos sweetly against the curve of Jensen’s hip as he tucks his pinky against his other fingers and presses in, “come on.”

It hurts for a second, a slow burn, and then Jensen’s moaning low and pushing back against Jared’s hand like he can’t get enough. It’s always like this, no matter how many times they do it, skirting that line of pain and pleasure until Jensen can’t tell which way is up and which way is Texas. Jared’s hand is wide and warm in him, those rosy knuckles hitting every sensitive nerve Jensen has, and god, what is his thumb doing?

“Gonna make it feel so good, baby,” he mumbles, and then his fingers are curling wickedly up against Jensen’s sweet spot and his thumb is pressing hard against his perineum.

Just like that, and Jensen’s screaming, arching his back off the bed because it feels so good he almost can’t take it. His vision is whiting out around the edges, and his throat is starting to hurt from all this shouting, but all he can focus on is the feeling of Jared’s fucking huge hand inside him, playing him like a finely tuned instrument.

“You want my fist?” Jared asks quietly, trailing kisses up Jensen’s sweaty chest so he’s face-to-face with him, finally. “You want it all?”

Jensen moans, imagining that fist fucking into him, stretching him so far open he’s split in half. “Please, please,” he pants, hands coming up to clutch at Jared’s broad shoulders. He digs his nails in when Jared smiles and slides his fingers out of him.

“So fuckin’ pretty when you beg, Jen,” he says, and then he’s pushing back in with his entire hand now, and, fuck had Jensen actually asked for this? It hurts more than anything, and he can feel his muscles clenching up, making it worse, but he can’t relax. “Shh, calm down,” Jared soothes, pausing to let Jensen adjust and leaning in to kiss him.

It's enough, Jared's lips and tongue distracting Jensen like nothing else, and by the time Jared pulls back, lips spit-slick and red from Jensen's teeth, Jensen's ass is clenching around Jared's fist for an entirely different reason. He pushes down, trembling and moaning, his hard cock bouncing up against his stomach and leaving a wet smear. He can feel Jared's pulse against him, thumping slow and steady. It's sexy as hell, and he's so close he can taste it.

Then, Jared starts moving--tiny flicks of his wrist, a twitch of his thumb right there, twisting his entire fist side to side just like that--and it's too much, Jensen's coming with a yell, shooting over his own chest and Jared's stomach in big, white spurts.

When he comes back to himself a few minutes later, still shaking with aftershocks, Jared is quietly stroking his hair, petting him like a newborn kitten. Something in his stomach twists and warms under the careful attention, so sweetly tender. He whispers something that might be I love you, but quiet enough that maybe Jared didn't hear, and buries his head in the soft, homey curve of Jared's shoulder.



So, yeah, hope you liked it, scarlett. AND THANKS!!!!

[identity profile] ericaplease.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
omg baby, your porn is so hot.


fisting. shouldn't be as hot as it is...

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
b-but, jared's hands. everything is hot when jared's hands are involved. jesus, that boy.

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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2006-10-06 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*peeks into journal*



Okay, now I understand the true love that is hand!porn. Those boys are just sex all around.

And fic? Yummm.

*sneaks back out of journal*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
*snuggles you while you are here, just for a minute!*

Me and my porny-ness miss you!! ♥

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[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
omg. first you kill me with hand!picspam and then you have to give me even MORE visuals of Jared's hands doing very naughty things. God lord...

um...you and Jared officially own my soul...forever. end of story.

damnit! I'm never going to be able to look at his hands and NOT think of this...

*runs off to reread*

also...listening to Louis XIV while reading this...not good for my panties

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
WHO NEEDS PANTIES?

I mean. Um.

Hand!porn is good for the soul. Srsly, it's like, a sacrement or something. Especially with Jared's hands, 'cause GUH.

*smooches you*

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[identity profile] scarlett-o.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
HOLY HANNAH, WOMAN!!!! Like really isn't nearly a strong enough word for how I feel. There is not nearly enough fisting fic out there. I just have no words. Thank you so much sweetie, you didn't have to, but I'm glad you did. *SMOOCH*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*SMOOCHES BACK* It was certainly a pleasure. *looks even less innocent than before*

There really is a lack of fisting fic out there. I guess a lot of people sort of shy away from it. Although, really, considering all the kinky shit fandom spews out, I'm surprised fisting's the back breaker.

*hugs* M'still glad you liked it, and I firmly maintain that you deserve it after all my whining. :D

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[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*flails*

....uh...i'll be in my bunk.

yes.

*gives you cookies and humps your leg*

have i told you lately that i love you?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*suggestive eyes* glad you liked it, baby. *flutters fingers over the side of your neck* need help with anything?

[identity profile] chaoticpoetry.livejournal.com 2006-10-07 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. Yes. That's all I have to say. Just....yes.

Also, Why is fisting so hot?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-07 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks! ♥

And, um, I think it's because there are hands involved, and hands are ALWAYS hot. Especially when they're Jared's.

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-07 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The fact that Jared's hands are HUUGE makes this even better! If I wasn't dead before, this sure did me in.
I was drinking some water when I started reading, and well, I ended up molesting the bottle :P

Love your LO. The green is so pretty, and teh Jensen, and the John Mayer lyrics... I am jealous :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-08 12:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooo, molesting the bottle, you say? *giggles* I'm glad you liked it that much, baby. ♥

Thank you! I love it too. *snuggles it*

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[identity profile] sparklinblossom.livejournal.com 2006-10-16 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
First the handporn then the porn, you really are trying to kill us?
My god, those fingers, so long, just so...sorry where was I?
I wouldn't be surprised if I had scorch marks on the panties, you're evil, and I love it.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Really, really, not trying to kill you! *crosses heart* :D

[identity profile] raynedanser.livejournal.com 2006-10-16 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh sweet.....

Between the hand!picspam and the ficlet...






[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
*hands you a cool cloth* Jared does that. ♥

[identity profile] nimenic.livejournal.com 2006-10-16 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
DEATH BY HAND!PORN

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh noes!!

Um..wasn't me. *whistles*

[identity profile] ilovesn.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
PORN KILLS

And you my TEASE Killed me

*pouts*

You left me all alone

And i wanted you soooo

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Porn isn't supposed to kill. It's supposed to get you off. 'S sort of it's function, you see. :D

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[identity profile] anakin415.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
mind drifting to naughty hand porn thoughts of jared

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Your icon...has just broken what was left of my brain.
mf_luder_xf: (Default)

[personal profile] mf_luder_xf 2006-10-17 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
DAMN. There is not enough fisting fic out there to quench my irrational kink for it.

This, however, did satisfy it for the moment. ;-D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Glad to be of service, hahah!

[identity profile] dividedloyalty.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jared has HUUUGE knuckles! sheesh.
And Jensen has pretty hands :D

Thx for the pics!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He really DOES have huge knuckles. It's like they're pre-ribbed for Your Pleasure or something. *grin*

Glad you liked it all! ♥

[identity profile] iwwfw.livejournal.com 2006-10-17 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I could have sworn I put panties on this morning? What happened? Oh right! They instantaneously burst into ashes from the hotness of this fic.

Like the hand porn pic-spam wasn't squirm-worthy enough now I'm going to be distracted all day with the images from this fic.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-18 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad I could spontaneously combust your panties, hon--and who really needs them anyway? They just get in the way. :D

[identity profile] nirvana-seiga.livejournal.com 2007-01-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
-spazzes and slightly keels over-

There is not enough hot fisting (good written fisting) to go around.

-clings- Very smexy!!!

[identity profile] la-folle-allure.livejournal.com 2007-02-07 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
omfg SQUARED.

adsfdsafjdl;lkeflkdjfdlkj JESUS!

[identity profile] galadrielriver.livejournal.com 2007-02-09 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I need to be home. NOW.