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and took my baby awaaayy *drums on steering wheel*
Okay, so I never, ever get involved in wank.
It makes me twitch and want to yell things like, "CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?" and, "DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS TEARING US APART?" But, guys, no, seriously. You've seen the wank going on over at f_w, right? About Harry Potter? If you haven't, head over there right now because it's epic.
Also, read this fantastic, fantastic, incredible song parody by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
caito. It's called "Snape, Snape, Baby" and I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it's a parody of. I am so impressed with how lyrically amazing it is that I think I might swoon. Whoever this caito is, she must be a seasoned wank veteran, because she is owning.
Is this the real life?
Is this just internets?
Caught on the astral plane
An escape from batshits
Open the site
Look up the writers and see
Snape's just a halfblood, he needs no sympathy
Because he's easy come, easy came
Little high, kind of lame
Anyway the wand aims, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Sevvie, got wanked again
I pasted on his head
Shared my coke and now he's dead
Sevvie, life had just begun
But now the wankas all have come to play
Sevvie, ooo
Did they mean to make you cry?
I guess I'll come back to troll tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because the internet matters
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Now this is the story all about why
Fandom Wank got flipped, the splooge did fly
And I'd like to take a minute, just give me a sec
I'll tell you how I became the halfblood prince the interweb
Somewhere in Britain, born and raised
On the grounds of Hogwarts where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relazing real cool
And making up spells outside of the school
When the Marauders all said, "We're terribly bad!"
Started showin' everyone my underpants
They flipped me over once, Dumbledore got scared
And said, "You're moving in with Voldie and his Death Eaters in Bel-Air."
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From the day we arrive in the fandom
And blinking, crack open a book
There's more to see than can ever be seen
Though sometimes we don't dare even look
There's far too much to take in here
More to mock than can ever be mocked
Yet the spooge of this sort
Robs us of all retort
And confirms that our species is fucked
It's the Ciiiircle of Waaaaannnnk
And it moves us all
Through batshit and trolls
Through pain and lulz!
Till we find our brains
And put them back together
In the Ciiiircllllle
The Ciiiiircle of Waaaaaaannnk
Okay, so that one wasn'tcaito, but IT WAS GOOD OKAY?
The entire wank has turned into a musical. And I'm kind of in love with the boldfaced!Snape that's going around and making snide comments towards everyone indiscriminantly. Oh, god, am I turning into someone who likes wank? Make it stop!!
also, what's Crystalwank?
It makes me twitch and want to yell things like, "CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?" and, "DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS TEARING US APART?" But, guys, no, seriously. You've seen the wank going on over at f_w, right? About Harry Potter? If you haven't, head over there right now because it's epic.
Also, read this fantastic, fantastic, incredible song parody by
caito. It's called "Snape, Snape, Baby" and I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it's a parody of. I am so impressed with how lyrically amazing it is that I think I might swoon. Whoever this caito is, she must be a seasoned wank veteran, because she is owning. Is this the real life?
Is this just internets?
Caught on the astral plane
An escape from batshits
Open the site
Look up the writers and see
Snape's just a halfblood, he needs no sympathy
Because he's easy come, easy came
Little high, kind of lame
Anyway the wand aims, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Sevvie, got wanked again
I pasted on his head
Shared my coke and now he's dead
Sevvie, life had just begun
But now the wankas all have come to play
Sevvie, ooo
Did they mean to make you cry?
I guess I'll come back to troll tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because the internet matters
---
Now this is the story all about why
Fandom Wank got flipped, the splooge did fly
And I'd like to take a minute, just give me a sec
I'll tell you how I became the halfblood prince the interweb
Somewhere in Britain, born and raised
On the grounds of Hogwarts where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relazing real cool
And making up spells outside of the school
When the Marauders all said, "We're terribly bad!"
Started showin' everyone my underpants
They flipped me over once, Dumbledore got scared
And said, "You're moving in with Voldie and his Death Eaters in Bel-Air."
---
From the day we arrive in the fandom
And blinking, crack open a book
There's more to see than can ever be seen
Though sometimes we don't dare even look
There's far too much to take in here
More to mock than can ever be mocked
Yet the spooge of this sort
Robs us of all retort
And confirms that our species is fucked
It's the Ciiiircle of Waaaaannnnk
And it moves us all
Through batshit and trolls
Through pain and lulz!
Till we find our brains
And put them back together
In the Ciiiircllllle
The Ciiiiircle of Waaaaaaannnk
Okay, so that one wasn't
caito, but IT WAS GOOD OKAY?The entire wank has turned into a musical. And I'm kind of in love with the boldfaced!Snape that's going around and making snide comments towards everyone indiscriminantly. Oh, god, am I turning into someone who likes wank? Make it stop!!
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Crystal!wank:
Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.
A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.
The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.
The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.
LOL.
Also, this link is amusing for further explanation. Wikipedia pwns: http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/CrystalWank
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Crack Addict.
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