unamaga: (wahhhhmbulence)
WOW, look at all that wank. All three of my fandoms are arguing! It's almost like an orgy of ill-feeling! Amazing. Is it that everyone's on their period (because, screw airborne pheromones, flists cycle together) or is Helluary just rearing its butt-ugly head early this year?

If so, this is me boycotting in advance.



Aaaand, this is the part you skip over if you're not interested in my university shenanigans. That's right, I have class on Sunday at nine in the morning. Am I on crack? Possibly. ) God, if only it didn't take an hour and a half to get to school every day. Makes me actually wish I'd learned how to drive. Ungh. *drags self off to shower*
unamaga: (naughty naughty sammy)
Okay, so I never, ever get involved in wank.

It makes me twitch and want to yell things like, "CAN'T WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS?" and, "DON'T YOU SEE THAT THIS IS TEARING US APART?" But, guys, no, seriously. You've seen the wank going on over at f_w, right? About Harry Potter? If you haven't, head over there right now because it's epic.

Also, read this fantastic, fantastic, incredible song parody by [livejournal.com profile] caito. It's called "Snape, Snape, Baby" and I'm pretty sure you can figure out what it's a parody of. I am so impressed with how lyrically amazing it is that I think I might swoon. Whoever this [livejournal.com profile] caito is, she must be a seasoned wank veteran, because she is owning.

A few gems )

The entire wank has turned into a musical. And I'm kind of in love with the boldfaced!Snape that's going around and making snide comments towards everyone indiscriminantly. Oh, god, am I turning into someone who likes wank? Make it stop!!

also, what's Crystalwank?

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