Well, I was...um. I think I was 16 actually, haha! I went into the city by myself and very calmly got completely lost looking for the damn thing in Soho. I didn't suspect the very prim looking storefront with all glass fronting, of course not.
So it took me two hours to actually get there, and then I finally figure it out, go inside, and promptly freak out when the clerk comes up to me and starts asking me what I'm looking for. I had just wanted to buy a plain slimline without making eye contact! No eye contact!
But this lady sort of took a liking to me and started showing me around, pointing out all these lovely vibrators and have you seen the pocket rocket? I was so mortified I think I probably closely resembled a tomato.
I ended up buying...um, jeeze what was it? It might have been a slimline. Yeah, probably, since it was my first.
But, yeah, then I remembered that I was meeting my father in China Town for dinner and I didn't have a bag with me to hide it in, so I had to stuff it in my jacket and walk with my arms crossed across my stomach so it wouldn't fall out. Of course one of the pamphlets I'd taken for my gay friend about the prostate fell out and some good-doer stopped me to give it back, but my father had kept walking.
Well, as you can tell. i'm a huge dork and me and a couple of friend's were in hollywood and it was raining so we headed to Le Sex Shop and looked around OMG! i almost died. i could feel the guy in the front staring as we all headed in and i just felt all funny and stuff. we'll we were looking at the videos and all the goodies and stuff. I so wanted to buy something but 1. i didn't have money and 2. i knew these fucking people. it would have made a fucking great joke for the rest of my life. so we just lookey looked at EVERYTHING. and when we got to the front. i found this tickly frilly thing *like the one that jared had in that one picture* i started to tickle this one guy friend which is really hot and he got all mad but you could totally tell it's because he liked it and then we left the store and headed to this place on a corner. kinda hidden away.......
....this little place in the corner had rooms in the back. where you could go in a room and watch porn. so my friends put money in it and start to watch it. and they put the volume really loud and i just peaked and saw and then walked to another room with the cute guy that i had a crush on at the time and you could hear the bed springs from the porn *giggles* and we were in this big room with a door so we go in and he told me that there's room in there for two people to fuck and stuff and said that we should come back and stuff. so we all left and keep looking around Hollywood and stuff and i thought about it but one of the girls that was with us was his GF. and yeah. so nothing happend but let me tell you something. he is the guy that made me start to touch myself. i had never done it before. totally his fault :D
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So it took me two hours to actually get there, and then I finally figure it out, go inside, and promptly freak out when the clerk comes up to me and starts asking me what I'm looking for. I had just wanted to buy a plain slimline without making eye contact! No eye contact!
But this lady sort of took a liking to me and started showing me around, pointing out all these lovely vibrators and have you seen the pocket rocket? I was so mortified I think I probably closely resembled a tomato.
I ended up buying...um, jeeze what was it? It might have been a slimline. Yeah, probably, since it was my first.
But, yeah, then I remembered that I was meeting my father in China Town for dinner and I didn't have a bag with me to hide it in, so I had to stuff it in my jacket and walk with my arms crossed across my stomach so it wouldn't fall out. Of course one of the pamphlets I'd taken for my gay friend about the prostate fell out and some good-doer stopped me to give it back, but my father had kept walking.
Jesus Christ, thank god it got easier after that.
So, how 'bout you?
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*giggles*
OMG! i would totally pay to SEE THAT?
Tomato girl
*giggles*
OMG! poor thing *pets*
*giggles*
Well, as you can tell. i'm a huge dork and me and a couple of friend's were in hollywood and it was raining so we headed to Le Sex Shop and looked around OMG! i almost died. i could feel the guy in the front staring as we all headed in and i just felt all funny and stuff. we'll we were looking at the videos and all the goodies and stuff. I so wanted to buy something but 1. i didn't have money and 2. i knew these fucking people. it would have made a fucking great joke for the rest of my life. so we just lookey looked at EVERYTHING. and when we got to the front. i found this tickly frilly thing *like the one that jared had in that one picture* i started to tickle this one guy friend which is really hot and he got all mad but you could totally tell it's because he liked it and then we left the store and headed to this place on a corner. kinda hidden away.......
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*kiss*
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....this little place in the corner had rooms in the back. where you could go in a room and watch porn. so my friends put money in it and start to watch it. and they put the volume really loud and i just peaked and saw and then walked to another room with the cute guy that i had a crush on at the time and you could hear the bed springs from the porn *giggles* and we were in this big room with a door so we go in and he told me that there's room in there for two people to fuck and stuff and said that we should come back and stuff. so we all left and keep looking around Hollywood and stuff and i thought about it but one of the girls that was with us was his GF. and yeah. so nothing happend but let me tell you something. he is the guy that made me start to touch myself. i had never done it before. totally his fault :D
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*giggles*
it seems like so long ago
Nothing is to personal when you ask it
*winks*
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Forgive me
I was never really in touch with my body and stuff.
and i've never used *coughs* toys or anything