unamaga: (my nose sammy)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-02-03 11:48 am

creepy men should not wave

My dad's in the attic right now. I'm not exactly sure what he's doing, but there're a lot of things that sound like 'thunka thunka crash bang thunk...BWWOOOOOSSH' going on. I fear for my ceiling and also for my very delicious Chicken Pot Pie. Mmm, eleven o'clock in the morning is a time for high-sodium foods. Oh, oh wait! I think my father just sent an entire bed crashing down the attic stairs and into the banister. Never a dull moment, let me tell you.

And, ow, I think I just lost all of my taste buds. Freaking cooked carrots. Who cooks carrots, honestly? It's just wrong. Carrots are meant to make cracking sounds when you bite into them so you can appropriately screw your face on and say, What's up, Doc? That's just how it goes; everyone knows it.


[Poll #919990]

Along with cooked carrots, I cannot understand why in the world you would collect glass bottles. Fine, you just find all these bottles and - woah! - a fully formed collection. But I'm talking about hardcore collecting. The kind where you pay over $900 for a single glass bottle that is smaller than my spread hand. True, I can't imagine spending over thirty dollars for really anything that doesn't go vroom or give me internets, so maybe I am abnormal. Am I abnormal? Yeah, ok, you don't need to answer that.

OH, and seriously, the scariest thing that a ghost can do in film or tv is that freaky fazing thing, where they're just suddenly - phwoom. Yeah, that creeps me out. GwjfoijgawfjigjawFJAg SAMARA I HATE YOU.

Discuss.

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I got caught up in the ticky ;D Seriously though, when I was younger I sometimes lived on peas for days... and strawberries and raspberries and cherries and blackberries. I miss summer!

You just started thinking about people who collects bottles? lol. Hell, my sister collects EVERYTHING so I don't find stuff like that weird anymore. Well yeah, maybe spending lots of money on it would be weird, but I'd probably call it stupid instead :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
I wish I liked berries! Life would be so much fuller, I think. Then I would be able to like pies and tarts and other pastries, along with fruit smoothies and, and, wah. BERRIES.

*ahem* Sorry 'bout that.

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 12:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't like berries o_O You poor thing!

Lolol, guy Mel? hahaha, best translation ever

Also, I went out to dinner with a vegan friend of mine and I didn't like any of the food but I thought it would be rude not to try it, so I ate brussels sprouts in curry and these things that looked like brownies but had some green chicken-tasting thing inside. I'm shuddering at the thought.
I was just trying to keep VERY open mind, Oh Jared!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-05 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
I just saw that commercial right now. "A very, very open mind."

IS HE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING? ABOUT BUTTSECKS?

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2007-02-05 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I think he is. Seriously :P The way he says it, my mind just goes happy places. And the Meloni bit with 'shades of grey' makes me pretty happy too
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[identity profile] milenaa.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
900$ for a bottle? o_O

Awesome poll! Though it's missing the biggest abomination of them all: Celery *gags*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHG DO NOT SAY THAT EVIL WORD *HIDES EYES*

[identity profile] shibbyfangirl.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't imagine spending over thirty dollars for really anything that doesn't go vroom or give me internets

I totally agree with this. =DDD Like, I only spend over thirty dollars as a collective when I'm buying everyone's presents as Christmas, or when I'm paying tuition, or when I need to buy a new laptop/camera but not on things like purses or shoes or makeup or other crap. *shrug* I guess I'm a tomboy?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I hate shopping for things like shoes or purses (UGH WHY DO YOU NEED A PURSE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A SATCHEL!). I am so with you.

[identity profile] rachelsm.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i was torn between Leaf Spinach and Nora Roberts... until i saw i could mark both!

and i agree with [livejournal.com profile] milenaa: 900$ for a bottle?? O.O

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Nora Roberts and Spinach are definitely the two worst on that list, natch, I have to agree. One on hand, you have gross green stuff that not even Pop Eye can make appetizing, and on the other, you have the worst romance novelist to ever grace our fair planet [except maybe Emily Bronte - I will never forgive her]. TOUCH AND GO THERE.

[identity profile] annella.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You left out broccoli and brussel sprouts. :D

*actually prefers cooked carrots to raw* *hides*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
UGH, how could I forget those most heinous of vegetables! When I was little, I would throw my broccoli at my mom's face.

[identity profile] polyspaston.livejournal.com 2007-02-03 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What's zucchini?

Also, trailer for Supernatural just bin on. Woooo etc.
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Zucchini (http://fruitseasons.com/wp-content/uploads/zucchini.jpg) :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
THE CUCUMBER'S EVIL COUSIN.

[identity profile] polyspaston.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
Courgette!

Your icon looks sufficiently turned on by the word cucumber, my sweet.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-04 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
I just finished watching House and Supernatural from 11:00 - 7:30. Do I have a life? No, not really. And it's really weird, but I totally know what you mean with the fazing thing because I still get scared at the SPN episodes. How stupid is that? I jumped when the bird flew out of the window in the Pilot.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what bird in the pilot? *FAILS* I don't remember a bird in the pilot!
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
At the house, babe. With the "I'M PICKING UP A HITCHHIKING WOMAN WHO GLITCHES IN AND OUT OF VIEW HENCE I MUST BE KILLED"-Kid when he approaches it. And actually, it's birds. *giggle*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2007-02-04 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, so, in the Pilot the guy is driving the Woman in White home and she disappears and he walks up to the house and is looking in the door and a bird flies out and he freaks and flails a bit and then runs away. But I knew it was coming cause I was watching the commentary and I still jumped.
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I actually like almost all of the stuff you have there, babe. *shames* Well, sort of.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
You are clearly a martian.
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Asjsg ueueoa herrk slheu a´jjd 'sjehyed 'jidhas9 'nxz iw+2hy4 jpåsgdya.

Translated from Martian:

h0r

NO FAIR YOU HAVE ACCENT MARKS

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
ανδ τηεν ι σαιδ το τηε ψηιψκεν, υοθῤε α βιτ οφ α βιτψη αρεν'τ υοθ?

Translated from Mel:

harlot
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Re: NO FAIR YOU HAVE ACCENT MARKS

[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ja, det har jeg og jeg kan et sprog som du overhovedet ikke forstår, så nah nah nah nah nah! (Ditte, hvis du læser dette, dril Mel, for hun fortjener det.

*raspberry*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I HATE YOU BOTH. I swear, one day I'm gonna find a place to translate these things online and then you will BE SORRY.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
DID YOU CALL ME A GUY?
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
A GUY? HUH? Baby, you're losing your mind!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:29 am (UTC)(link)
I PLUGGED IT IN! It said something along the lines of 'and i can speak in languages you can't understand, nah nah nah (ditte, if you're looking at this, guy mel, she deserves it)'
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHHAHAHA! The machine is fucking with you babe.

Dril means tease, not guy ;)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
FREAKING THING. And don't you tease me, Ditte!

*poutz*
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, poor baby. *kisses it all better*
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
*offers chocolate*

[identity profile] talilov.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
THE RING is awesome! Nothing like a decent scary movie.

Just go to the shop and buy fruit and veg and snack on it, or dips? Dips and biscuits are good.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
EW DIP. I like baby carrots, they are my friends. I would never dip them in grossity dip-ness. That would marr their NATURAL TASTINESS.

I think I need to rediscover the english language - keep making up stupid words, what is going on?
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Eeeep! The Ring!

What disturbs me about that movie, is whenever they showed a ring shape on screen and you closed your eyes, you would still SEE the ring. So clever by the movie people and so damn creeeepy!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
WHYYY DID YOU SAAYYY THATTTTTT THERE ARE SO MANY TVS IN MY HOUSE *HIDES*
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
HAHAHHAHAHAHA! *whistles!* Samara, there's someone I want you to meet, sweetie!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Ok, no. I've woken up screaming, alright? This isn't funny, end comment thread.
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[identity profile] chickyoops.livejournal.com 2007-02-04 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww, baby. *sniffles* Didn't mean anything hurtful by it. *puppy eyes*