I'll never let go, Sam--I'll never let go!

[unamaga]

Man, I want to read a fic with a vampire watermelon. Can't you just see it?

Sam: [being strangled by vines] Dean, run! Get out of here!
Dean: No, I won't leave you! [clutches his sword with one hand and tries to keep a grip on Sam with the other]
Vampire Watermelon: [oozes evil watermelon juices] I have you now, brothers Winchester! Mwah hah hah! [lightning crashes]

There would be a heroic action sequence involving a machete and a film noir-type shot where all you see are Dean's boots and the crushed, melon-y corpses of his fallen foes. Maybe, when they were wee, Sam and Dean ate watermelon during the summer as they frolicked on the beach, and now this evil has risen from the grave to right the wrongs done to its brethren. Cue flashback!

Comments

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

That sounds lke a good halloween costume, hon. Why don't you go as a vampire watermelon? Or, rather, go as Baby off of Dirty Dancing CARRYING a vampire watermelon.

"I carried a vampire watermelon..."

I need to go to bed.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, yes. I will wear tennis shoes and kahki shorts and a button down plaid tank-top, and I will have a theme song that plays whenever I step: "Baby, ohh, baby, you're the one! *guitar*"

[polyspaston.livejournal.com]

You know it makes sense :0D