unamaga: (tatu your love!)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-12 03:57 pm

I'll never let go, Sam--I'll never let go!

Man, I want to read a fic with a vampire watermelon. Can't you just see it?

Sam: [being strangled by vines] Dean, run! Get out of here!
Dean: No, I won't leave you! [clutches his sword with one hand and tries to keep a grip on Sam with the other]
Vampire Watermelon: [oozes evil watermelon juices] I have you now, brothers Winchester! Mwah hah hah! [lightning crashes]

There would be a heroic action sequence involving a machete and a film noir-type shot where all you see are Dean's boots and the crushed, melon-y corpses of his fallen foes. Maybe, when they were wee, Sam and Dean ate watermelon during the summer as they frolicked on the beach, and now this evil has risen from the grave to right the wrongs done to its brethren. Cue flashback!

[identity profile] coverd-n-rain.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
um! THIS IS SO GOING ON THE LIST OF PROMPTS...if you don't mind sharing?

*snuggles you*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahaha, omg go ahead!! If someone picks this and writes it, I will probably EXPLODE FROM JOY. *kiss*

[identity profile] kueble.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

I really love the way your mind works :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, nice to visit, but you wouldn't wanna live there. *snuggle* :D

[identity profile] polyspaston.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds lke a good halloween costume, hon. Why don't you go as a vampire watermelon? Or, rather, go as Baby off of Dirty Dancing CARRYING a vampire watermelon.

"I carried a vampire watermelon..."

I need to go to bed.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god, yes. I will wear tennis shoes and kahki shorts and a button down plaid tank-top, and I will have a theme song that plays whenever I step: "Baby, ohh, baby, you're the one! *guitar*"

[identity profile] polyspaston.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You know it makes sense :0D

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)

Share the crack, darling

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
*passes you a joint* It's the good shit, baby. :D

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol
So, I was doing this (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Dullemuz/IMG_0187.jpg) today... Guess what flavor :D:D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not know. TELL ME TELL ME.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAH. *dies*

OH NO WAIT. YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED. YOU TOO WILL SOON BECOME AN EVIL, BLOODSUCKING WATERMELON.

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Who says I'm not already? *bites your neck*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm! *moans*

..I mean--NO! Back, evil creature, back!!

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
lmao i guess not *makes out with u*
what happened to ur handcuf porn?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*gropes*

um. it's coming almost done. *shifty eyes*

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No need to hurry or anything *pouts*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
M'sorry!!! *hangs head*

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no no, i'm sorry.
Be happy again *gives you Ben & Jerry's"

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
BABY! could u possibly upload Save a horse... Because I don't have it n now i'm listning to Rich girl instead and that is just not doing it

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, this (http://www.sendspace.com/file/52tssx) is the version I have. Hope it's the right one!

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
YIR! ilu

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
WHEE, thank you honeybunch. *clickies*

you so can. i would be offended if you didn't. :D

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY THIS IS ART BABY. THERE IS NO LAUGHING IN ART, JUST LIKE THERE IS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL.

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG! *is ded from laughter*

Whatever it is you are smoking, I want some too!

but you know you'll have to write that now, don't you? complete with flashback!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*passes you the crack* ITSFH GOOOOOOD SHIZZ. :D

dude, i can't, there are prompts and challenges and oh i reaally really want to, though. *bites lip*

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
DUDE! who cares this is the best thing ever and everone will understand if their fic is a bit late, because you had to write this. you can even blame me! so get to it right after you finish my prompt fic :-P

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
mwahah, i tease you with a cookie:


Clink.

The cuffs close around Sam’s wrists, securing him to the bed frame with a soft, metallic sound. Sam sucks in a shaky breath.

“Remember your word, Sammy?” Dean asks, crouched down next to the bed so he’s eye-level with Sam. His wicked fingers are trailing down Sam’s chest, setting every nerve humming, and how exactly is Sam supposed to concentrate when he’s doing that? Dean’s hand closes around the base of Sam’s dick and strokes, once, twice—

[identity profile] inderpal.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
0.0

You ca't leave it there, I want more!! This fic is gonna be so great, but you are ev0l!

[identity profile] immoralilly.livejournal.com 2006-10-12 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHA *falls over*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
*points and laughs* ♥

[identity profile] writing-light.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, please write that! *giggles madly*


P.S. I got your letter today! It was forwarded to my mom's house (I hate the post office, they do this to me a lot). You sent me Emily Dickinson!!!! You know I'm gonna love you forever now. *hangs on your leg*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
your icon just made me squee outloud, heeeehehe!

Zomg, YAY!! *smooches* I was really worried it was off somewhere in Alaska being carried by some off-trail dog sledder...or something. I'm so glad you like Emily!! SHE IS MY FAVORITE!! :D

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
mmmmm....watermelon

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
mmmmmm evil watermelon. hit me with yer best shot!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
my best shot, huh? *licks lips and eyes you up*

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
*wiggles eyebrows* eeeeeevil watermelon

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
*slinks up to you and catches you 'round the waist* don't tease me, baby.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/__3amconfession/ 2006-10-13 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude... WTF?

[identity profile] peccare.livejournal.com 2007-04-21 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
... "brothers winchester"?

rofl.