unamaga: (tatu your love!)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2006-10-12 03:57 pm

I'll never let go, Sam--I'll never let go!

Man, I want to read a fic with a vampire watermelon. Can't you just see it?

Sam: [being strangled by vines] Dean, run! Get out of here!
Dean: No, I won't leave you! [clutches his sword with one hand and tries to keep a grip on Sam with the other]
Vampire Watermelon: [oozes evil watermelon juices] I have you now, brothers Winchester! Mwah hah hah! [lightning crashes]

There would be a heroic action sequence involving a machete and a film noir-type shot where all you see are Dean's boots and the crushed, melon-y corpses of his fallen foes. Maybe, when they were wee, Sam and Dean ate watermelon during the summer as they frolicked on the beach, and now this evil has risen from the grave to right the wrongs done to its brethren. Cue flashback!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
M'sorry!!! *hangs head*

[identity profile] dullemarulle.livejournal.com 2006-10-13 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No no no no, i'm sorry.
Be happy again *gives you Ben & Jerry's"