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[unamaga]

Deli Meats - fifteen bazillion katrillion; Mel - zero

I guess by now I should know not to eat anything ever, because once I eat, I inevitably end up sick and brushing my teeth five times a day so my mouth tastes less like vile, dead things. Curse you, pastrami on rye! Curse your delicious, juicy flavor! Curse how nice you taste with any number of lunchtime beverages (like iced tea, soda, and either the pink or yellow kind of lemonade)! Such variety, such versatility! Our love was doomed from the start.

In news not related to my digestive system, I think I've officially found my sex pollen theme song. It's about sex and pollen, guys. Best song ever! \o/

Mirah - Pollen
You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
Pretty pretty bunch, I'll take a dozen of those
You've got pollen on your nose

I want love in the afternoon

You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
We make the dirt go flying with the shovels and hoes
You've got pollen on your nose

I wait and see if you'll give it to me

You've got pollen on your nose
I've been leaking like a garden hose

Comments

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

Lol, that song's great. And it reminds me-- you know what I always thought was the ultimate John to Rodney song? "Dizzy" by Goo Goo Dolls. I mean, c'mon, with lyrics like this:

You're cynical and beautiful
You always make a scene
You're monochrome, delirious
You're nothing that you seem
I'm drownin in your vanity
Your laugh is a disease
You're dirty and you're sweet
You know you're everything to me

I even uploaded it! "Dizzy" -- Goo Goo Dolls (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=FIPPJN0I)

But, ah, that song you posted... Man, I have to go read a sex pollen crackfic now. =D

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Booo on you being sick.

YAY for someone actually having written a song about sex pollen.

mmm, pastrami!

[handsomespeck.livejournal.com]

I'm in awe of your Perfect Music for Every Occasion locating skills. That's amazing.

Sex! And pollen! That can't be an accident.

(My name is Sam and I friended a little while ago because you do fandom-things from fandoms I'm in and seem to be quite awesome. So this is like a random drive-by stranger comment. Apologies.)

[traffic-west.livejournal.com]

Aw, Mirah is wonderful! Yay for sex and pollen songs!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Eee, that's McShep-erific! Finding shippy music is always a lovely thing, isn't it? It makes me want to turn on the radio and find meaning in every song I hear. <3

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

MIRAH BRINGS THE GOODS! And also apparently makes me write things. :O

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

For the record, I ♥ your icons!

Oh, I like to do that, too. Just scroll through iTunes listening to random songs and see if I can find a pairing. =D I make fanmixes, so I can spend a whole day doing that!

And, y'know, I've never made a McShep fanmix. Hmm. I need to give my OTP some love, methinks. Unforturnately I used that song for my McDex one, and I don't like reusing songs. :/ Maybe I can make an exception for Rodney. ;D

Re: mmm, pastrami!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think it has less to do with skill and more to do with having a one-track mind, hahah. You type in something completely innocuous like 'bread' and everything still comes out perverted. \o/

(HI! Welcome to my humble eljay, and I hope you enjoy your stay. *chocolate mint*)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Wheee!! I think...everyone should write sex pollen fic now. Yes.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

McShep mix, McShep mix, do it, do it! *cheerleads*

NOT THAT I'M TRYING TO PRESSURE YOU OR ANYTHING. Just sayin'. I, uh, would enjoy one.

[peccare.livejournal.com]

this is really unhelpful as a comment, but I LOVE YOU ICON.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

RODNEY IS SO BURDENED BY HIS LIFE, OMG.