wah, boo

Aug. 22nd, 2007 05:39 pm
unamaga: (hey there mr grumpy gills)
Thanks, LJ, for eating my entire entry. Really.

Anyway, sorry I haven't been around much, it's been a little crazy, what with classes staring on Monday and me lacking any schedule whatsoever. I think I've finally got down five that I want to take, though!

  1. Philosophical Issues Concerning Animals
  2. Introduction to Anthropology
  3. The Immigrant Experience in Literature, Film, and Photography
  4. Decade in Crisis: The 1960's
  5. New York City Folklore
If any of those get taken away from me, I will probably cry right in the middle of the registration office. Tears of bitter, bitter anguish. I mean, look at those! Mmmm, educational.

Also, I'll totally have Friday off. I'm thinking of shifting my mental weekend to Friday-Saturday, and then taking Sunday as my preparation day, because I have classes solidly from 10:45 AM to 3:00 PM, and then another from 4:45 to 6:00 that night. That's...I definitely need some prep for that.

In more cheerful news, I'm getting a new computer! It's all shiny and pretty and FAST. I kinda want to make out with it, and then write more of the Buffy AU I have going. Rodney is a slayer! Elizabeth wears tweed and tends the library! John has fangs and a soul! Wackiness ensues.

“God, do you ever shut up?” a voice drawls.

Rodney collects himself and turns around, punching the stranger right in the nose.

“Woops, sorry,” he says. “Only, not. Who the hell sneaks up on someone like that? I could be an axe murderer or have – have pedestrian rage. Are you a complete imbecile? Actually, wait, are you?”

Rodney narrows his eyes curiously at the man, who he can now see is quite attractive – barring the way he’s glowering and cupping a hand over his bloody nose. His hair is in a kind of charming disarray that Rodney is sure takes hours to perfect, and his angular face is very handsome. Symmetrical. Rodney likes symmetry.

The guy shakes the pain off fast, wiping his hand uncaringly on his tight, black t-shirt and putting his palms out: I give. “I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry.” A smirk. “I don’t bite.”

blahhhh

Aug. 8th, 2007 08:52 am
unamaga: (cheer up emo kid)
Deli Meats - fifteen bazillion katrillion; Mel - zero

I guess by now I should know not to eat anything ever, because once I eat, I inevitably end up sick and brushing my teeth five times a day so my mouth tastes less like vile, dead things. Curse you, pastrami on rye! Curse your delicious, juicy flavor! Curse how nice you taste with any number of lunchtime beverages (like iced tea, soda, and either the pink or yellow kind of lemonade)! Such variety, such versatility! Our love was doomed from the start.

In news not related to my digestive system, I think I've officially found my sex pollen theme song. It's about sex and pollen, guys. Best song ever! \o/

Mirah - Pollen
You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
Pretty pretty bunch, I'll take a dozen of those
You've got pollen on your nose

I want love in the afternoon

You've got pollen on your nose
Where've you been? Where've you been?
We make the dirt go flying with the shovels and hoes
You've got pollen on your nose

I wait and see if you'll give it to me

You've got pollen on your nose
I've been leaking like a garden hose
unamaga: (i smoosh you now)
So, unsurprisingly, I can't be left to my own devices for more than a day at a time, otherwise I will create strange brownie creatures that resemble boiling poop more than chocolate cake yummies. APPARENTLY forgetting the eggs, not realizing your error, and then trying to make cookies with the oddly fudgy batter only leads to terror and loud shrieks of "OH MY GOD IT'S MERGING! DON'T - OH GOD, NO, STAY ON THE - OH GOD!" Thank the lord I used the cookie sheet with a lip and had Anne to flail at on AIM.

Oh, horrors! D: )
unamaga: (?!?!?)
There is a creature on my ceiling! I have no idea what it is, but I think it's LOOKING AT ME and it's CREEPING ME OUT. D: D: D:

[Poll #978978]

Relevant fact: creature is on ceiling ABOVE MY BED. WHERE I SLEEP.
unamaga: (decisions descisions)

Over on [personal profile] winterlive's journal, there's been a discussion going on about this article, Forbes Magazine's feature: Reasons Not to Marry a Career Woman.


I don't even know what to think, really. Its 2006, nearly 2007, and this sort of shit should not still be an actual issue. 

What's your opinion on all of this?
unamaga: (?!?!?)
It's horrible out there. I am so, so, so very dead. And that was only the first of the three! But, oh God, the dates! So...many...dates! URGH!



ETA: I have survived the doom day. Whomever decided university was fun, OBVIOUSLY NEVER WENT.
unamaga: (?!?!?)
We who are about to die, salute you.

*marches off bravely into the rain*
unamaga: (Join the Dark Side)
How is that the bugs always know when I'm alone and vulnerable?

So this is pretty much how it went:

Millipede: *APPEARS MALEVOLENTLY*
Mel: Grahhh!!! *runs away*
Millipede: *scurries towards ceiling*
Mel: Um, um, um.....RAID! *brandishes*
Millipede: I don't think so, bitch!
Mel: FAST BASTARD! *sprays!*
Millipede: *runs towards Mel*
Mel: Brahhg!!! *runs away*
Millipede: *is mysteriously GONE*

Needless to say, his corpse was never found and I did not sleep in my own bed last night.
unamaga: (I feel pretty)

For psychology, we have to do a number of 'experiential projects.' Due today was one wherein we had to record everything we did last week, make a log of it, and figure out how many hours we spent doing 'target activities' like eating, watching TV, etc. And then we have to write a 1 page journal entry about our conclusions.


I shot that off the cuff in about 10 minutes. 

I so rock at college. </sarcasm>
unamaga: (*sob*)
Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew.

Nyquil is the most disgusting thing I have ever put in my mouth. And thats saying something, considering I've had bronchitis and laryngitis at the same time. The granuals in that white medicine still haunt me to this very day--BUT STILL Nyquil is worse!

Tastes like distilled jelly-beans with that certain something I like to call "vomit-inducing" added in...just for shits and giggles.

Ew.
unamaga: (chocolate)
Thank SOMEBODY it's Friday!

UGH WEEK OF DOOM.

And next week promises to be the same.

Ugh.
unamaga: (peter narnia)
Man.

This is...absolutely horrible.How did I manage to get sucked into a reality show?! I promised I would never! *cries*

Project Runway?

I am ashamed.

and i really like that one designer, daniel. he's very...sexy. *hides*


ETA:
Isn't he just so cute? Ajasdiwedl. I am sick.

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