unamaga | wah, boo

Thanks, LJ, for eating my entire entry. Really.

Anyway, sorry I haven't been around much, it's been a little crazy, what with classes staring on Monday and me lacking any schedule whatsoever. I think I've finally got down five that I want to take, though!

Philosophical Issues Concerning Animals
Introduction to Anthropology
The Immigrant Experience in Literature, Film, and Photography
Decade in Crisis: The 1960's
New York City Folklore

If any of those get taken away from me, I will probably cry right in the middle of the registration office. Tears of bitter, bitter anguish. I mean, look at those! Mmmm, educational.

Also, I'll totally have Friday off. I'm thinking of shifting my mental weekend to Friday-Saturday, and then taking Sunday as my preparation day, because I have classes solidly from 10:45 AM to 3:00 PM, and then another from 4:45 to 6:00 that night. That's...I definitely need some prep for that.

In more cheerful news, I'm getting a new computer! It's all shiny and pretty and FAST. I kinda want to make out with it, and then write more of the Buffy AU I have going. Rodney is a slayer! Elizabeth wears tweed and tends the library! John has fangs and a soul! Wackiness ensues.

“God, do you ever shut up?” a voice drawls.

Rodney collects himself and turns around, punching the stranger right in the nose.

“Woops, sorry,” he says. “Only, not. Who the hell sneaks up on someone like that? I could be an axe murderer or have – have pedestrian rage. Are you a complete imbecile? Actually, wait, are you?”

Rodney narrows his eyes curiously at the man, who he can now see is quite attractive – barring the way he’s glowering and cupping a hand over his bloody nose. His hair is in a kind of charming disarray that Rodney is sure takes hours to perfect, and his angular face is very handsome. Symmetrical. Rodney likes symmetry.

The guy shakes the pain off fast, wiping his hand uncaringly on his tight, black t-shirt and putting his palms out: I give. “I know what you’re thinking, but don’t worry.” A smirk. “I don’t bite.”

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Okay I need to be quick otherwise I'll miss my bus:

1) OMG your classes sound awesome! I'm keeping all my fingers crossed that you'll get in and that all the rest will work out too!

2) YOU DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS AU!? Why not? *cries and cries and cries*

3) Why oh why do you have Friday off when I already know I have classes till 7pm that day? The universe hates us.

4) The computer looks AWESOME!

5) In conclusion? COCK!

GYAH. The universe really does hate us. D:

Are you free on Wednesdays at all? I only have one class that day, close to dinner time. AND ALSO I will have wireless internet on campus. Oh the myriad ways you can distract me while I'm in the library! Think of it, Jules!

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KEEP THE AU FROM YOU! I JUST FORGOT. I'll show it to you tomorrow or whenever and you can tell me what's wrong with it or how I can beef it up. Yay!

SO MUCH COCK.

*sigh* It is certainly not making it easy. And actually I can't say much about my courses yet, since I haven't registered for the English ones yet. And college doesn't start until October for me anyway.

Mhmmm! *thinks of it*

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT AWESOMENESS LIKE THAT? Yes PLZ! Show it to me!

Also? COCKSUCKING! Rodney's lips wrapped around John's cock, spit dribbling down his chin, one hand cupping John's ass, wedged in between him and the Stargate he's leaning against.

Oh JULESS MY LOVEEEE?

OH NO THAT'S RIGHT YOU HAVE NO INTERNET. D: D: D: D: D: D:

HEY! Don't rub it in!

I actually found a very cool cafe that has free internet access AND a electricity I can use, so technically I could spend all day in here, watching random people go by and chat to you and write porn. However right now it is nearly 1pm so you are PROBABLY sleeping like a good girl. Maybe I'll catch you around later, but if not maybe we could arrange a meeting tomorrow? Sometime? Man that sounds like I'm arranging for a sooper sekkrit sexy get together. Which, come to think of it, I am. Hee.

Okay whatever. I'm rambling. Where is my promised email?!

*quietly loffs from afar*

Hey, that's an awesome computer! I've been checking those out m'self. I'd love to get one, but all my money right is going towards a car. Priorties and all that.

OMG, that is so much love right there. Rodney? A Slayer? Bwahahaha... That is just so totally made of win right there. =D

I haven't even started on figuring out the SPN/SGA crossover... Mostly because while recapturing a few moments of my youth another crossover came whacking me upside the head. Remember the cartoon Beetlejuice? Remember where he lived in the Neitherworld?

The Roadhouse.

AAAAAnd I'll leave the rest to your imagination. =D

AAAHHAHAHA! I am so looking forward to that. Although, now I'm thinking (because whenever Beetlejuice is mentioned, I REGRESS) of the science department coming over for dinner and ending up doing a possessed dance around the table. GLEE.

*gigglesnorts*

Oh, I might just have to write this. I was originally just thinking of a SPN/Beetlejuice xover, but hell, everything is better with SGA. =D

Gaaaah... So cracky... How could I do it? /lost in the sea of cracktasticness

So in that second one? Definitely read "photography" as "PORNOGRAPHY." I blame fandom. Good luck getting the classes you want. I, too, will be doing the registration thing within the next couple of days. Also, I have never seen Buffy, which totally makes me the worst person in the history of ever, but I will gladly read that AU.

PORNOGRAPHY. I almost took a class on that last year, actually, but they ran out of seats before my registration appointment came along. :((((

Oh my god how have you never seen Buffy? You are not a complete human being! The second season is possibly the best season of television to ever hit the air. OH MY GOD. If we ever end up hanging out, I am forcing you to watch it, even if I have to tie you to a chair. Uh huh.

I love your icon.

I think I've never seen Buffy because it was a little bit before my time, perhaps? I'm eighteen, and it ran seven seasons, and it ended a couple of years ago, if I'm correct. So it would have started when I was about... eight? seven? nine? ish? At which point I basically watched Nickelodeon and VH1 exclusively.

I'm taking a couple of Intro Anthropology classes this year in the hopes that next year or the year after I can get into the class on human sexuality. It's just INTERESTING.

Gosh, way to make a girl feel old! I'm only turning twenty in October, but I think I was a bit biased towards the show because I had a huge-ass crush on pretty much all of the actors. David Boreanaz! Sarah Michelle Gellar! James Marsters! JAMES MARSTERS. Mmmmmmmm.

BUFFY AU! Oh god, I love you (the way a friend loves another friend). The Immigrant Experience sounds all kinds of awesome, good luck!

BWEE! Now the only question is, who gets cast as Luke? The Master? IMPORTANT ISSUES.

<3

Muhuahahaha.

I am commenting to let you know that I friended your journal.

You can blame

immoralilly for that.

I will blame her appropriately. With words, yes.

HI.

HI. I am sometimes forgetful and lose track of LJ things.

Luckily, I randomly remember at later times, like this.

*waves at you*

Philosophical Issues Concerning Animals IS THAT CLASS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, BECAUSE WHAT? I MEAN REALLY, WHAT?! bwahahaha.

YAY FOR NEW COMPUTER! *dances nekkid*

wah, boo

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