Oh my god. I can't stop sneezing and, very soon, I'm pretty sure that my eardrums will EXPLODE from all the pressure and my brains will end up splattered all over my snuggly brown comforter. UNCOOL.
I AM NOT YET DEAD, NEVER FEAR! *strikes a pose* Things've just been a little crazy lately, with school starting and registration and blah blah blah, ALL THAT FUN STUFF.
Although, I would not turn away men in tights. There is no bad there.
OH MEL! *sends you cookies and soup and lots and lots of love. and a Jared.*
That last question makes me think of the Panic! song that has the following lyrics: "There are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses, shade of the sheets before all the stains, and a few more of your least favorite things." Oh Ryan Ross and your need to twist all that is good in the world!
Denis Leary: You eat enough fucking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it works.
Now, I don't know if that's true but I do know that if you sneeze a lot you want to kill someone. Holy Jesus I HATE sneezing. It gets so bad sometimes (from the allergies) that I'm literally TIRED from it, and sore - not my nose but my freaking body. And God. If I never sneeze again, I'd be so happy.
Oh dear :0( It's coming up to September. Ill Season.
Noooooooooo!!!!!
I get through the Term of Hell at school surrounded by Germ Carriers of Doom (AKA children) by religiously slapping on Vicks Hypochondriac Hand Foam (not real name. Although Vicks do make it). It means that if I put my finger in my eye (apparently I do that more than you'd have thought) or in my mouth, I REALLY know about it, because my fingers taste like shite. Plus, it means that any germs picked up by the kids are killed as soon as they touch my hands and I don't get ill. Yey!!!
I know it works because whenever I don't use it I get a cold. Freakish.
In other news, I think they've stopped showing Supernatural over here. ???? !!
Just curious-- do you know how to make your eardrums pop? Sometimes that helps with the pressure. Also, if your ears are really bothering you, try using ear candles. They sound silly and look silly, but they really help my aunt's chronic ear infections.
I hope you feel better! Colds suck so much. I tend to get one or two a year and just spend a few days feeling either like crap or in a state of glorious delerium thanks to NyQuil/DayQuil.
Of course, you can also look at it as opportunistic. Is there anyone you really hate? Go cough on them. By the time you get better they'll be miserable. ;D (Yes, I mean. Yes, I have done this.)
It was mostly just sinus pressure, thankfully, so a sudafed and a couple of advil fixed me right up. Um, what are ear candles, though? I don't think I've ever heard of them.
I'll default to the Wiki article (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ear_candles) on that, but it takes a real negative tone with it. Is it potentially dangerous? Yes, but just about as much as any medicine-- "folk" or clinical-- is. Actually most clinical medicines came from "folk" medicines, so I don't really understand it.
*shrugs* My family has done it and it's always worked for us. An alternative to that is having someone who smokes blow smoke in your ear and keep the smoke in with a cotton ball. It doesn't work as well, but it's good if you need something quickly.
OMG I forgot about blocked up ears! They really are the worst, especially when you can swallow really hard and pop them, and there is a MOMENT of GLORIOUS GLORIOUS hearing before it all goes away again.
It's the weird feeling of having part of your mouth big enough that it -touches the back of your tongue- that is so... ugh. Admittedly, it's not that painful or anything. Just... ugh.
Baby, I feel like commenting on every single comment you left somewhere in the past week. That is how much I miss you! It's sad, very, very sad.
I hope you get better soon, though, because nothing makes me more sad in the face than my Melbaby being sick. Maybe it would help if I sent you a postcard? Y/N?
I'm not really that sick. Just a little run down and sniffly because I got stuck in the rain last week and my feet got wet. I WILL ACCEPT THAT POSTCARD NONETHELESS!
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Although, I would not turn away men in tights. There is no bad there.
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What about evil men in tights THAT WANT TO MAKE YOU SICK ALL THE TIME AND TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME?!
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but, oh Jared... YIS.
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That last question makes me think of the Panic! song that has the following lyrics: "There are no raindrops on roses or girls in white dresses, it's sleeping with roaches and taking best guesses, shade of the sheets before all the stains, and a few more of your least favorite things." Oh Ryan Ross and your need to twist all that is good in the world!
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Denis Leary:
You eat enough fucking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it works.
Now, I don't know if that's true but I do know that if you sneeze a lot you want to kill someone. Holy Jesus I HATE sneezing. It gets so bad sometimes (from the allergies) that I'm literally TIRED from it, and sore - not my nose but my freaking body. And God. If I never sneeze again, I'd be so happy.
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No, but I sometimes get these sharp shooting pains through the back of my head down my neck a little bit.
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Noooooooooo!!!!!
I get through the Term of Hell at school surrounded by Germ Carriers of Doom (AKA children) by religiously slapping on Vicks Hypochondriac Hand Foam (not real name. Although Vicks do make it). It means that if I put my finger in my eye (apparently I do that more than you'd have thought) or in my mouth, I REALLY know about it, because my fingers taste like shite. Plus, it means that any germs picked up by the kids are killed as soon as they touch my hands and I don't get ill. Yey!!!
I know it works because whenever I don't use it I get a cold. Freakish.
In other news, I think they've stopped showing Supernatural over here. ???? !!
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I hope you feel better! Colds suck so much. I tend to get one or two a year and just spend a few days feeling either like crap or in a state of glorious delerium thanks to NyQuil/DayQuil.
Of course, you can also look at it as opportunistic. Is there anyone you really hate? Go cough on them. By the time you get better they'll be miserable. ;D (Yes, I mean. Yes, I have done this.)
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*shrugs* My family has done it and it's always worked for us. An alternative to that is having someone who smokes blow smoke in your ear and keep the smoke in with a cotton ball. It doesn't work as well, but it's good if you need something quickly.
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*snuggles you* aww, poor hon.
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How's college today?
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In addition:
Brown paper packages, tied up with string? These are a few of my favorite things.
When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when I'm feeling sad? I simply remember my favorite thing (
...wow, I'm a dork
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(bwahaha, you're sweet. good on emma for bagging you!)
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Baby, I feel like commenting on every single comment you left somewhere in the past week. That is how much I miss you! It's sad, very, very sad.
I hope you get better soon, though, because nothing makes me more sad in the face than my Melbaby being sick. Maybe it would help if I sent you a postcard? Y/N?
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*huuuuggg*