unamaga: (i smoosh you now)
unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-08-29 04:09 pm
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I almost forgot to say, but, guys: RONON IS IN MY TUESDAY/THURSDAY ENGLISH CLASS. It was really awkward, because I kept blatantly staring at him across the room and he kept fidgeting because he probably thought I wanted to eat him/sex him up, but he had the hair and the face and everything.

He was like a mini-version of Ronon IN KHAKIS. *flails*

Who will write me the Ronon-as-a-librarian fic that I am so desperately craving now? Girls crowding into the university library just to hear him say, "Second floor, non-fiction," in that rumbling purr of his. He can wear glasses sometimes! And sweater-vests! Radek, a Russian professor who often finds himself needing large tombs taking down from the top shelf, marvels at the fact that Ronon can find sweater-vests that large! Cue the violins!

[identity profile] timjr.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...Ronon the librarian makes me think of 'Conan the Librarian' from UHF.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
YOU MAKE MY HEART SING.

[identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
OH MY GOD THAT WOULD BE THE BEST EVER.

NO REALLY.

Almost as good as your 'ronon the librarian' tag, because i saw it first and was like "HOLY SHIT THAT'S AMAZING."

That's actually a really good idea because, um, hi, sweater vests and Ronon and glasses and sweater vests and RONON.

*is so not spending the rest of the day contemplating the pure awesome potential of this*

Also, Ronon-in-your-English-class is so very lucky. :)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I...accidentally started writing it as John The Librarian? Um. My bad. RONON WILL TOTALLY BE A GRAD STUDENT THOUGH! Who, uh, is having a questionable yet adorable affair with his Russian professor.

Why do I want them together! I don't understand!

i'm so overusing exclamation points!

[identity profile] handsomespeck.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
But! John the Librarian fixes the issue of the improbability of anyone finding sweater-vests THAT big! So it works!

And John in sweater vests, making girls giggle and swoon over his mastery of the DDC and other such library-related things is just as fabulous!

Why do I want them together! I don't understand!

I don't know, but Ronon's huge and Radek's not and, seriously, if that was the only reason, it'd still be great. :D Plus, illicit romance! In two languages!

now i'm having weird thoughts of teyla as the kind of weird but, like, totally hot animal husbandry program director. it's okay if an entire college!au (because this fandom can never have enough) is worming through my brain and you're to blame, right?)

[identity profile] hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG. That's fucking AWESOME.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
*victory arms times FIFTY BAZILLION*

[identity profile] crazyace86.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I once had a class with a guy that was a dead-on copy of Mark Harmon a la Gibbs. His name was Don and was the only reason I attended that class most of the time.

Not the same, but I have a slight idea of the utterly mad squeeing you're going through!

Ronon. A librarian. That's just... SO MADE OF CAPSLOCK WIN. I... I... *brains gives up thinking and just flails*

I. Demand. Pictures. Pretty please? Somehow?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAH. I think the dude in my class would have me ARRESTED. "Uh, excuse me, sir, but could you - could you, like, look scary so I can take a picture?"

[identity profile] traffic-west.livejournal.com 2007-08-29 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If Ronon is in your class, you should sex him up. For the good of humankind, obviously!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
CLEARLY. So, the big question, really:

Doggie style???

[identity profile] traffic-west.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That is not even a question, my friend. Not. Even. A. Question. Do it for those of us who can't. (Like, for instance, those of us who go to school with waifish, pale, effeminate ART STUDENTS.)

ahem. <3

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
HE DROPPED THE COURSE. *weeps into hankie* I WILL NEVER GET TO FUCK HIM NOW!

[identity profile] crazyace86.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
I wrote a fic.

It's pointless and probably weird, but it has Ronon as a librarian. In glasses. With your quote. And sweater vests.

It's here (http://community.livejournal.com/tumble_down/3013.html), at my story journal.

*headdesk*

I can't believe I did this...

[identity profile] immoralilly.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
YOU LUCKY BITCH. Ahem. That is so sexy and awesome.

(PS - hi baby I am in IRELAND! They have green Pope hats and mad knitted leprechauns and we're going to see a CASTLE today. It is very exciting. Mwah.)

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
DO NOT TAUNT ME SO. *grabby hands towards youuu*

have i mentioned that i seem to have a newfound interest in shipping ronon/radek? CURE ME.

[identity profile] immoralilly.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*pounces*

*shows you totally non-shippy icon*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
LOOK AT THEM. *giggles into hands and is generally twelve*

[identity profile] immoralilly.livejournal.com 2007-09-01 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You dork. <33333

[identity profile] longleggedgit.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I definitely thought you said "RonRon" at first. :l

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-30 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately, I haven't met any RonRons. :(
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[identity profile] schneestern.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
It should be a weird verse where EVERYONE gets to be the librarian once. Because, Mel? How BAD do I want a Rodney the librarian fic? Like WOAH! Seriously.

Hee, also Radek/Ronon? SERIOUSLY? My new favorite pairing is John/Rodney/Esposito. She's the Portugese chick with the long curly hair from Tao of Rodney with the cute little...smile and the one who digs Ronon. But secretly? She ships John/Rodney and one day she totally sees them in the jumper bay fucking and just joins, because you need to get the action where you can in Atlantis.

Uhm. Somebody write that for me?

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-08-31 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
JULLESS WHERE AREE YHOUUUUUU? I am heereee!!