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YOU GUYS. You can't leave! *scary piano music* That's the whole point! The gates closed behind you when you came in! Sigh.
Anywho, I'm getting a new pair of sneakers tomorrow because I own, um, none at all. What's good in that whole - department thing? I'm notoriously bad at shoe shopping, and the advice would probably save my poor, hapless grandmother hours and hours of me agonizing over a two dollar difference between a pair of New Balance and a pair of Sketchers.
ps, OMG there was a queen bee in our classroom today. Someone said it had to have been a carpenter bee because it was so frighteningly huge (we're talking the size of my ENTIRE THUMB from base to tip, no exaggerations) but what really made me scramble out of my exciting seat directly underneath it was the fact that it kept curling its posterior like it was REALLY MAD. Ahhhhhhh! Beeeess!!
Anywho, I'm getting a new pair of sneakers tomorrow because I own, um, none at all. What's good in that whole - department thing? I'm notoriously bad at shoe shopping, and the advice would probably save my poor, hapless grandmother hours and hours of me agonizing over a two dollar difference between a pair of New Balance and a pair of Sketchers.
ps, OMG there was a queen bee in our classroom today. Someone said it had to have been a carpenter bee because it was so frighteningly huge (we're talking the size of my ENTIRE THUMB from base to tip, no exaggerations) but what really made me scramble out of my exciting seat directly underneath it was the fact that it kept curling its posterior like it was REALLY MAD. Ahhhhhhh! Beeeess!!
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*mourns for lost porn*
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I tripped and fell in porn.
There wasn't anyone else there when they pulled in but that was four hours ago and Dean probably wouldn't notice if the police had surrounded them since then.
Dean is folded in the driver's seat, head thrown back and pressed against the door with one hand gripping at the steering wheel and the other in his brother's hair.
Sam is sucking greedily and making obscene slurping noises and Dean can't get enough. He's come twice already, Sam once himself, and Sam shows no signs of stopping.
Dean's entire body is Jell-O, hypersensitive and slow, and he can't even work up the energy to thrust, can only lay there as Sam bobs up and down on his cock and takes what he wants.
Re: I tripped and fell in porn.
Hey look, more!
Dean is doing sit-ups in his underwear and for once Sam's brain agrees with his body, thinks it's a fantastic idea, even.
So Sam does not hesitate much, only as long as needed, before going and straddling his big brother's lower stomach as Dean rolls back for another count.
Dean's hands go from behind his head to Sam's hips and a sleazy grin jumps to his face.
"See something you want, Sammy?" Sam answers by grinding down until he can feel Dean's cock rising up and pressing hard against his crack.
Sam can't stop himself, it fees so good, and Sam just keeps grinding and rocking. Keeps pressing down and back and Dean's hands are pulling at Sam's briefs, trying and failing to get them off, settling instead for pulling them low enough the get Sammy's cock out.
They're edgy and tired and it's quick and messy and satisfying. Dean coming in his underwear, the stickywet feeling seeping through and dampening the ass of Sam's briefs, Sam coming across Dean's hands, on Dean's stomach and his chest.
They spend a few minutes like that, huffing and puffing, Sam leaning back against Dean's thighs and Dean feeding Sammy his fingers to suck on.
"We should... Bed."
"Yeah, w'should." Sam slurs from around the fingers playing with his tongue.
Neither of them move.
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*GASPETH*
I LOVE SHOES. I should take pictures of my shoes, because my shoes are that fun. If I were anywhere near you, I would take you shoe shopping and it'd be a grand old time. SHOES!
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well, crap...cant we jump the fence? thats always good for a laugh :)
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And uhm EEEP bee. I'm not writing McShep fic involving bees. That leads into sex pollen territory. *nods seriously*
Ahh baby, I'm taking this opportunity to tell you how very much I miss you. I cannot believe I'm online on your day off and you're not here! Did you get yourself a RL all of a sudden or what? Not that I'm complaining. Found any hot guys/girls on campus yet?
Me I totally have an inappropriate crush on this guy at work. He is married and has two children but his ass in jeans makes my hands twitch. Seriously. I need someone to save me from myself.
Oh hey and I have a PROBLEM! See I wrote this story beginning:
The changes were subtle at first, barely there. Doors opened a fraction of a second slower, the transporters took a breath longer than before and something about the air, barely perceptible, had changed too.
That was how it started.
And now I can't decide what story to write for it. Either I make this the beginning for my weird John/Rodney/Atlantis plot bunny for which I originally wrote this intro OR I make this the beginning of an Apocalypse fic of the grandest kind with lots of fire and dirty, exhausted Shep and McKay being doomed and holding onto each other through it and stuff. Dramatic things!
Whatever should I do? HALP!
Also, have I mentioned yet how very much I love your Buffy AU? Is there more yet? Are you still writing it? Will you send it to me? Do you miss me too? What are you doing right now?
Oh my. This comment would've been better off as an email. HAI BABY!
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Ahem, hi hon! <3
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HI BABE!
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