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unamaga ([personal profile] unamaga) wrote2007-09-02 08:41 pm

ficklet

Based on a true story, yo. Also, I think I've had too much nyquil.


Jared has a weird habit of wandering around between takes, singing commercial jingles to himself. Some of his selections date back as far as the early nineties, which baffles Jensen to no end – how Jared gets these things stuck in his head is a mystery. At least he’s not as tone deaf as Kim turns out to be when he tries to chime in during the Goldfish song.

For a man who looks so remarkably like Tom Petty, Kim completely lacks musical talent. He sounds sort of like a dying elk.

“Oh dear god, my ears,” Jensen groans, and wishes for death.

“I can eat them eeev’ry day, and mom says thaaat’s okay,” Jared continues, oblivious to everything around him except for the two little goldfishes he’s dancing across his script. “Come on, Finn! Do the fish boogie,” he has one of the fish say to the other. Finn starts to wiggle around in an odd way that Jared clearly seems to think is ‘busting a move’.

Kim cheers them on, "Go Finn, go Finn, go Finn, it's your birthday."

Jensen desperately feels around inside his bag for something to distract him from the horrifying spectacle, and comes upon his game boy. Before long, he’s tilting in his seat for a better angle and cursing at the screen. “Fuck you, Pikachu, I totally have an Onix! Yeah, take it! Take it, bitch!”

“What the hell. You are all insane,” says their newest guest star, looking frightened.
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[identity profile] arabella-hope.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Um, ummmm.

Lol.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeaaaaaah. Might just wanna...look away.

Ahem.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
GIGGLING IS GOOD. *tickles you lovingly*

[identity profile] photo-confused.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
“Fuck you, Pikachu, I totally have an Onix! Yeah, take it! Take it, bitch!”
..cant..breath..cant..stop..laughing!

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
IN, OUT, IN, OU -

...hem.

[identity profile] devilyouwere.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
LOLZ. oh, jared! ♥

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
HE LOVES THE FISHES 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO DELICIOUS, KIM.

[identity profile] paintmydays.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles*

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
<3

[identity profile] crazyace86.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Randomly, does anyone else what to guest star?

Lol, NyQuil is good for all kinds of things, eh? XD Makes me think of Denis Leary talking about NyQuil. Something like, 'take it and wake up from the coma five years later.'

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
That is...scarily accurate. Mmm, nyquil hangover. Good times.

[identity profile] crazyace86.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup.

I knew a guy that used to take NyQuil every night and DayQuil throughout the day. Constantly, for months at a time. I think he's still in the haze from that, and it was several years ago!
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[personal profile] trinity_clare 2007-09-03 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
THE WHOLESOME SNACK THAT SMILES BACK UNTIL YOU BITE THEIR HEADS OFF.

[identity profile] unamaga.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
THAT MAKES JARED UNCOMFORTABLE IN HIS PANTS. D:

[identity profile] pushingyouaway.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
GLEE! IT IS VERY TRUE! *g*

[identity profile] immoralilly.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 10:06 am (UTC)(link)
GOLDFISH

[identity profile] exsequar.livejournal.com 2007-09-03 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahaha. I LOVE THE GOLDFISH JINGLE, OMG. And Jared singing it and making fishes dance IS THE BEST THING EVER. And oh man, Game Boy Pokemon for the WIN. I LOVED that shit. Ahahahaha. *relives childhood*

Because I am a fucking ginormous dork, I can spellcheck the names of Pokemon - it's Onyx ;)

ILUUUU.
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[personal profile] trinity_clare 2007-09-03 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope, this one's Onix. For realz.

[identity profile] misshallelujah.livejournal.com 2007-09-04 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
Jared and Jensen... playing Pokemon?

Holy crap my brain kind of... just... broke.