tarzan is handsome, tarzan is strong

[unamaga]

Victory is so mine. Why? Guess what I'm doing. I'm writing gay librarian porn in the town's public library with the head librarian's desk right behind me. If that isn't a win, I don't want to know what is. Ahahaha! Jules, uncaring week is going swimmingly.

Sometimes, Sheppard stops by Rodney’s desk during the day with a paperback sticking out of his pants pocket, or a hardcover clutched under one arm. He sits on the edge of Rodney’s desk – despite Rodney’s squawk of outrage – and recites passages.

“I found Elizabeth’s stash of romance novels,” he’d said cheerfully on Friday, plopping down on top of Rodney’s very important calculations and stealing the pen out of Rodney’s fingers. “Listen to this: ‘Her breasts swayed with each powerful piston of his hips, her nipples tight, sparking pleasure down her spine every time they brushed the coarse sheets of her jungle lover’s bed.’ Jungle lover, Rodney. That’s sexy.”

Unfairly, in Rodney’s opinion, he couldn’t come out from behind his books for an hour after that little performance. Just watching Sheppard’s lips form the word ‘sexy’ was enough to have him hard and squirming in his chair.

It’s embarrassing and unacceptable, this high school infatuation with Sheppard’s admittedly attractive self. Rodney, after careful deliberation, decides it needs to stop.

Comments

[handsomespeck.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. THE LAST LINE IS LIKE THE TAGLINE TO A WACKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT WOULDN'T SUCK. Or a serial killer movie. Either way: fabulous.

For some reason, the idea of Elizabeth having romance novels strikes me as completely true. And so does the idea of Sheppard finding and quoting them at Rodney.

And it's totally a win. :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA, I guess it is sort of a romantic comedy? Rodney doesn't find it the least bit funny, though, just so you know. This is Srs Biznus.

[notthequiettype.livejournal.com]

l;djksalskjdlakdsalksjd WHY IS THIS NOT ALREADY FINISHED SO THAT I MAY DEVOUR IT?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*flourishing gesture* Coming to a livejournal near you on the 19th.

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

THE 19TH?

SO FAR AWAYYYYYY. Also parents weekend, so I won't be able to read it for like 3 days after that. BOOO.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

D:

if it's back from the betas and done early, i'll email it to you before then if you want! it's just that it's gonna be my bday present to myself, so. 19th!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*FLAPS!*

I want MOAR.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SOON YOU SHALL HAVE IT.

speaking of, when i'm done, would you be one of my betas? *bats eyelashes prettily*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

jkdflh

OMG YES!!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

EEEE YAY!!! <333333

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*sits on hands*

IS IT READY YET?

[crystal-lily.livejournal.com]

tarzan is handsome, tarzan is strong
OMG NOW THIS SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD! :D

Anyways.... MORE PLZ! :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. \o/

now listen to the jungle soooonnnngggg! oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-oo-ee-ey!

[crystal-lily.livejournal.com]

Seriously, I haven't heard this song in years and the moment I read your topic it popped into my head and it now refused to leave! :D Lol.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Aqua will always be with you. It's sort of like genital herpes that way.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

paperback sticking out of his pants pocket
AJUSHAGDKUZGDFE STILL HOT!

Also curse your subject line!

And YAY uncaring week.

Also? ILU!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ILUSM, JULES.

Wait, wait, lemme see how many words I can shorten.

ILUSM, J, YLUML & WGF.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Okay the ILUSM I get but uhm, the rest...

You Learn Under My Legs & We Go Fishing?
Young Ladies Under My Long & Wonderful Girl Friend?
You Light Up My Life & Will Go Funnily?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HALF CREDIT!

You light up my life & write good fic.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

D'awww! *blushes*


I can also go funnily if you want me to!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

where will you go funnily, though?

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

To the end of the world! WIF YOU!

That icon makes me think of the pretty song! *happy sigh*

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA i can't stop watching your icon. DHEW HOW ARE YOU SO FABULOUS.