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[unamaga]

RODNEY!CAT IS FED UP WITH YOUR IDIOCY.

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[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

kfslkdjf

I LOVE IT SO.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

SO. DISGRUNTLED. AHAHAHAHAH!!!

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking he got turned into a cat by some Ancient something or other and John, in his infinite wisdom, decided Rodney!cat needed a bow tie.

He is busy plotting Sheppard's demise.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YES YES YES!

And John's all gleefully celebrating the fact that Rodney can't push him around, holding a can of tuna over his head and laughing, and then Rodney LEAPS, attaching himself to John's face by some strange combination of luck, grace, and claws, and John doesn't really find it funny anymore.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

And when John heads to the infirmary to get his cuts checked out, Carson can barely hold in his laughter. Rodney is smug.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. That would be the best conversation ever.


Carson: Aha...ha...aha.
John: Not a word.
Carson: Wouldn't dream of it, Colonel.
Rodney: Mrow-how-how.
John: I will give you to Kavanaugh. Don't think I won't do it.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

sdjkflsdflsj

And then Rodney starts rubbing against John's legs, winding in and out and his fur is going EVERYWHERE and John sighs but picks him up and takes him back to his quarters.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHA, yes! And John lectures him the whole way about playing nice, but Rodney's purring too loud to hear him and eventually John just gives it up because it's obviously no use, scratching Rodney behind the ears.



WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN, DUDE. :O

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

And Rodney kind of butts his head into John's chin and he can't HELP but feel this flood of affection. So he lets Rodney sleep on his bed and decides to save the fact that Rodney!cat liked to chase his feet under the bed covers for a later date.

I KNOW. We are on the special crack tonight.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

jgAIWJFIGJAwfpilgjaf!! Why is it so adorable to imagine Rodney as this little lump under the comforter, only an occasional paw darting out to bat at John's sock? And John's grinning the whole while, using the pen in his hand to poke at the place where he approximates Rodney's furry butt to be.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE IT IS ADORABLE OMG.

*flails at the cute*

I'm picturing John's face when Rodney!cat settles in to groom himself.

*cackles*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

"Hey, uh, McKay, that's kind of personal don't you think? Maybe you should -"
"Rowr."
"No, yeah, right there's fine."

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I. CAN'T. BREATHE.

AHAHAHAHA.

John would have so much material for blackmail.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YES! GOD, when Rodney changes back? John's EVIL LITTLE GRIN. "So, McKay, I couldn't help but notice..."

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

fglkdjgf

"Please, god, just. Don't tell anyone about the fur balls."
"What's it worth to you, McKay?"
"Did anyone ever tell you you're a heartless bastard?"

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

"Yeeaah, but they're usually on the other side of my gun."
"...Smart men."
"What are you gonna give me, Rodney?"
"Well, I don't see why we can't agree to just not talk about it. I - was not entirely in control of my baser animal urges, you know, it wasn't easy. I could have very easily -"
"Rodney."
"Fine, fine. I don't suppose coffee would be adequate, would it?"
"How about you blow me."
"OH. Um, that's. Yes."

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

*GLEE*

Of course then John wouldn't be in control of his baser animal instincts. ;)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Not that Rodney would mind, of course! Mmm, bruises.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

Mmm, bruises INDEED. ;)

[annella.livejournal.com]

MWEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*SNICKER*

[colonel-taisa.livejournal.com]

*pets the angry kitty*

hehe

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAH LASER EYES!