This is all Julie's fault.

[unamaga]

It always seems like a good idea at two o'clock in the morning! Really! Just. We were talking about Rodney's ass, and then we were talking about how, damn, baby's got back!, and then. Well. John got brought into it somehow. I'm so sorry. No, that's a lie, I'm totally not. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.


Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And uh, double-up, uh, uh

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER!

*CACKLES*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ALL. YOUR. FAULT.

i love you omg

[colonel-taisa.livejournal.com]

I am laughing so hard that I almost fell of the sofa. Almost.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahah!!!! \o/ i actually did fall off the bed before when julie was talking about lorne with a sideways baseball hat on, so don't feel too bad.

[tardis80.livejournal.com]

*dies* You da bomb!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

hahaha, \o/

[liamar13.livejournal.com]

aaaaah my eyes! where is the soap?! i need soap and water and maybe some alcohol. aaaah!

seriously you do that to me way to much *glares*

also.... LMAO thats freaking awesome, really well done.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

hahaha, if you can't take the crack, get outta the crack den! :D

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

AU AU AU AU AU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Where John's like a CIA agent or some shit so he's undercover and he can't reveal how smart he really is and Rodney thinks he's a TOTAL idiot but then the case closes and Rodney's MIND IS BLOWN BY JOHN'S BRILLIANCE AND THEN THERE IS THE HOT SEXIN.

OH GOD THAT MANIP OH OH OH GOD.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*DIES* oh my god.

---

John bit his lower lip and leaned his elbows on Elizabeth's desk calmly. "No way in hell," he said.

"This isn't negotiable, John," Elizabeth answered without a shred of remorse. She had a look on her face that was frighteningly familiar and resolute: she is not budging on this, John Sheppard, and nothing you say will change her mind.

"Elizabeth. Think about what you're saying," John tried, desperately putting all his charm behind it, "think about what you're asking me to do. You can't expect me to -"

Elizabeth cut him off with a firm slash of her hand through the air, looking grim. "I've already made my decision. This is the most effective, least dangerous way to go about this case, and you know it." She sat back in her chair, folding her hands together over her stomach. "Ronon will help you with your disguise."

"What - "

-

"Do you have anything uglier?" Ronon asked the manager.

"Oh my god," John said, glancing down at himself in despair. He already had four or five disgusting yellow chains around his neck, a few rings that were apparently not ugly enough - though, Jesus, they were really fucking ugly already - and, for some unnameable reason, two watches around his left wrist.

"That's a really ugly hat," Ronon said approvingly, taking the white, disfigured hat off the manikin and plunking it down sideways on John's head. "Perfect."

John managed a weak thumbs up.

[aurora]

DED.

YOU HAVE KILLED ME DED.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAAH!!! WIN!!! \o/

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*grins big*

[chase-acow.livejournal.com]

That is so made of awesome! I was just skimming my flist and I didn't even recognize him at first! I though it was one of those wacky bandfandom people being kookie again.

I think you win for the week. : )

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahah, bandom people are indeed a bit kook, but John Sheppard clearly out-kooks them ALL.

[crystal-lily.livejournal.com]

OH DEAR GOD, I MAY HAVE DIED.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

FANGIRL DOWN!!!

[mintroses.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD. HEEEEEEEEE!!!! :DDDD

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS* <3

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH! If I had time I would write that John, Ronon, Lorne as rappers AU for you guys. I love these manips. They are the best thing to wake up to EVER. Your crack is a special kind of awesome. Sadly I know nothing about rappers. And I don't have enough time dammit!

How about Lorne as a world famous painter though? That is an AU I would totally adore. John can sell his paintings and Rodney can be the rich guy buying them. And then they have hot sex and smear paint all over each other. The end! \o/

HAI BABY!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WRITE ME THIS AU.

[mokarran.livejournal.com]

I can't stop staring at it! It's like a car wreck or something... A HILARIOUS CAR WRECK. Oh god, I don't know whether I should feel sorry for whoever that actually is or laugh my ass off. Great job!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAA! The original guy (http://www.no-pain-no-gain.com/images/mike%20dayem%202.jpg) in the picture actually did do a bit better having John Sheppard's face, in my opinion. Hem.

<3

[raiining.livejournal.com]

*dude* Yes: my god, I echo those above. Longer! Harder! Faster!


/grin

Ronon wins at his job. And just where shall Rodney come into this? Or Teyla? So many possibiities of evil :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Teyla is totally the classy chick who owns the club most of the gang John's infiltrating hangs out in. She knows who John is and she doesn't want THAT kind of business - bad business - so she's helping him out.

Yes.

Rodney, though, I'm not sure about yet. Hmmm.

[handsomespeck.livejournal.com]

by that i mean "you should probably lay off the crack but then again, you never should." i'm so terrified of you right now. but in a good way.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Um. Thank you? I think?

[cobweb-diamond.livejournal.com]

If ever there was a time to ask, "What is your malfunction?"

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. You guys are so not good influences. <3