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Just Like We Do (NC-17, John Sheppard/Joe Flanigan) by
unamaga and
schneestern ~3,000 words
"He cups his hand around the back of John's neck, mumbling, slow, slower, and guiding John into aching, long strokes, watching with something hot curling in his gut when the switch suddenly flips behind John's eyes and he gets it." - Anyone around here who has signed up for a
just_google_it prompt: remember that your stories are due on the 30th! Which is, guess what, THREE DAYS FROM NOW. I'm not hyperventilating. Really. (Shit, shit, shit, holy shit, oh my god.) Speaking of, I have a feeling I'm going to finish my story at, like, ten o'clock that night. Someone up for a really super speedy beta? Probably only about eight thousand words! Um. - Also, some icons! Because I could not write another word.

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i still have the whole second semester left to do, AHHHHH. should i just end it after the meet and then do a sequel?
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I should work on the soundtrack probably... :D
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Also. JOHN/JOE. NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE WORLD. *GRABBY HANDS OF GRABBYNESS*
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for some reason, i can dig it.
THE PORN COMETH, MY DEAR. IT COMETH.
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SEE WHY I WANT THIS FIC? IMAGINE TWO OF HIM. I'M SURE YOU HAVE BEEN.
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GOD, DOPPLEGANGER. I barely even noticed the bad bluescreening and obvious stunt doubles! HE HAS MAGICAL POWERS.
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.....
*wipes drool*
Nope. No words. Too busy staring.
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Was I the only one totally cheering 'KISS HIM, YOU FOOL! KISS HIM!'?
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They just kind of look at each other, then look down their bodies, then back at each other, and say, together, 'Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?'
TWO JOHNS + HOT SITUATION + MAE WEST SEXQUOTE = HAWTNESS TO THE MILLIONTH POWER.
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And then Rodney can come in and say, 'My God, you really would sleep with yourself! I can't believe-- it's the hair isn't it? You're so attracted to that damn hair that you would sleep with it if you could and you obviously are and OH MY GOD I'm losing my hair and you're going to stop sleeping with me! To sleep with yourself! Who's next, Ronon? He's got plenty of hair for the both of you, and while you're all happy and hairy I won't be getting any sex and-- damn it, I need to go fix something.'
And then he'll storm off, the Johns will blink at each other, and go back to humping each other on the gate room floor.
*nods*
Yes, I have thought about this far too much.
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I SECOND THAT APPRECIATION.
We need an episode of everyone's fantasies. I mean, we've had nightmares, it's only fair to balance it out. ;D
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just kidding. i can totally wait *twidles thumbs* ..... now?
p.s. can i steal 'i did a bad thing'? the sheer cuteness of it is unbelievable. (will credit)
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re: ps - definitely! feel free, always.
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I so watched stargate atlantis last night. They got into a bit of a kerfuffle with some wraithy dudes, and I wondered why everyone in space always looks like a human with far too much makeup, and then I decided to look at John as if he were a human with far too little makeup, and...hmmm...I went off into a little world of my own and lost the plot.
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WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE ANGELS
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*happy thoughts*
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You two are on crack. And the rest of us reap the benefits. *happy*