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[unamaga]

• There is something seriously wrong with the world when the old ladies behind the library counter sound like they're having sex every time they swipe a book over the demagnetizer. Especially since one of the old ladies sounds like the penguin squeak toy from Toy Story 2. Whistle and all.
  
  
• There is something seriously wrong with the world when an old man comes up to said old ladies behind the counter and starts hitting on them using words like 'synapses' and 'misfire' and 'the new age'.
  
  
• Anyone out there willing to do a beta for the Track!AU? I'm not entirely done with it yet, about two thousand more words to go, but I should have it done within the next few hours and I want to have it up for SOMEONE'S (*cough*) birthday.

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

ME ME ME ME!

:D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HI ARE YOU ON AIM MY LOVE?

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I AM... not! Gimme a minute. :D :D

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*awaits patiently*

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

... that reminds me of a friend of ours, who is a librarian, once telling us a story about the little old lady who used to go down on the old men in the back of her library for boxes of chocolate.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

that is so, so disturbing i don't even have words. :O

[binx-349.livejournal.com]

I KNOW! D: