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How is that the bugs always know when I'm alone and vulnerable?

So this is pretty much how it went:

Millipede: *APPEARS MALEVOLENTLY*
Mel: Grahhh!!! *runs away*
Millipede: *scurries towards ceiling*
Mel: Um, um, um.....RAID! *brandishes*
Millipede: I don't think so, bitch!
Mel: FAST BASTARD! *sprays!*
Millipede: *runs towards Mel*
Mel: Brahhg!!! *runs away*
Millipede: *is mysteriously GONE*

Needless to say, his corpse was never found and I did not sleep in my own bed last night.