Extremely Regrettable Brownies

So, unsurprisingly, I can't be left to my own devices for more than a day at a time, otherwise I will create strange brownie creatures that resemble boiling poop more than chocolate cake yummies. APPARENTLY forgetting the eggs, not realizing your error, and then trying to make cookies with the oddly fudgy batter only leads to terror and loud shrieks of "OH MY GOD IT'S MERGING! DON'T - OH GOD, NO, STAY ON THE - OH GOD!" Thank the lord I used the cookie sheet with a lip and had Anne to flail at on AIM.

(  Oh, horrors! D: )