Sep. 12th, 2007

unamaga: (city in motion)
Teacher: We've decided to form a city together, as a group, all of us. What is the first thing we need?
Student 1: Bureacracy.
Teacher: Uh, before that.
Student 2: Have we all decided that we want to form this city together? Have we voted?
Student 3: Burn down the trees!
Teacher: ... Before that, too.
Student 1: Oh, a location?
Teacher: THANK YOU.

Teacher: So far our city has water, transportation, and Places Of Ill Repute. Doesn't there seem to be something missing?
Student 1: Bureacracy!
Teacher: And what will that give us?
Students 4 & 5: Corruption!
Teacher: Well...I suppose we could use a government.

The best part about this is that I wrote it down word-for-word in my notebook as it was happening. I fucking love that class, man. Which, surprisingly, leads me to another point: what do you do when you're not on LiveJournal talking about pretty boys and music and your friend's awesome DVD collection? I'm curious. Obviously fandom attracts a certain career type - or at least I'd assume it would.

If you didn't already know (where have you been?), I'm a college student with a habit of dancing around the kitchen in her socks.

*major brownie points if you know who that's quoting.
unamaga: (BANANARAMA)
This site will never, ever stop being funny. No, really, check out the "secret underwear" collection, or the "nu-riders". You will not be disappointed. Especially since they sometimes use BRACELETS as COCK RINGS. I don't even know where Anne found this, but guys: it is so, so fucking great.

Mel: AHAHAHAAHA THEY HAVE SOME IN CAMO PATTERN
Mel: http://www.vizeau.com/f6.html
Anne: LOOOL
Anne: DOES THAT CHICK HAVE ONE BOOB FREE?
Mel: POSSIBLY
Anne: AND WHY IS THERE A GUY IN A SUIT?!
Mel: WHO KNOWS WITH THESE PEOPLE
Anne: I AM SO CONFUSED

Mel: OH MY GOD IT IS A SUIT MADE FOR SEXING THE BUTT
Mel: http://www.vizeau.com/v125.htm
Mel: CONVENIENT POKEY HOLE
Anne: I AM LAUGHING TOO HARD TO TYPE GOOD
Anne: OOOOOOOOOMG
Mel: AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The internet is indeed a kind and gracious deity.

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