FIC: Tightly Wound (NC-17)

Title: Tightly Wound
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~800 words
Notes: Because I could not stop for Porn, he kindly stopped for me; The carriage held but just ourselves, and Obscenity. AKA, this is useless porn, written solely as an exercise - don't expect much from it. Thanks to chopchica for a quick read through.

( John should really know better by now than to listen to Rodney in any matter not directly related to science, but it had seemed like a good idea at the time. It’ll be hot, Rodney had said. You’ll love it, Rodney had said. Right. )

this goes out to schneestern

Ahahahahahahaha, you guys, I've spent the last twenty minutes laughing myself sick because of this movie. A guy waves his arms around and says ahhhhh! really loudly when he accidentally drives a jet ski into a megalodon's mouth. I can't make this up. Best. Ever.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARKS BARK? GUESS WHAT, THEY DO. Oh, John Barrowman, what were you thinking. I mean. What were you thinking? I think this calls for a 'weird stuff you find on the internet' war. Post links, post vids, post really strange knitting patterns - fight to the death! Or at least until someone pulls out the Rick Roll. There's just no winning after you've been Rick Rolled.

PS, I think Sandy and Jared shouldn't get married only because Sandy would be the hottest lesbian ever. Come on, you know it's true.