this might be the place

Ahahahahahahaha, you guys, I've spent the last twenty minutes laughing myself sick because of this movie. A guy waves his arms around and says ahhhhh! really loudly when he accidentally drives a jet ski into a megalodon's mouth. I can't make this up. Best. Ever.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARKS BARK? GUESS WHAT, THEY DO. Oh, John Barrowman, what were you thinking. I mean. What were you thinking? I think this calls for a 'weird stuff you find on the internet' war. Post links, post vids, post really strange knitting patterns - fight to the death! Or at least until someone pulls out the Rick Roll. There's just no winning after you've been Rick Rolled.

PS, I think Sandy and Jared shouldn't get married only because Sandy would be the hottest lesbian ever. Come on, you know it's true.

Kitty says:
Happy Birthday, Kim!
In order to properly celebrate the anniversary of Kim's spectacular birth, I have compiled a meager offering of pretty people being pretty with each other. Some are pretty women, some are pretty men, and I think there is also a storm trooper in there somewhere. Needless to say, this is probably ( not worksafe! )

Also, Kim's already seen this because I spammed her with it in IM, but it's a short, cracky HP/SPN crossover and I felt the need to share. AKA I have two hundred more pages to read before morning and I don't want to.


It Has Bells On [PG-13] ~715 words
Supernatural/Harry Potter crossover crack
Slight spoiler warning for Deathly Hallows!

( 'That's Hermione,' the teenager in their arms interjected helpfully. 'She's bossy. And short.' )

QVC is mesmerizing. I can't look away even though I want to so desperately. This woman is really convincing - I still have no compulsion to buy yellow gold, but I have to admire her selling skillz. Something is wrong with me if I'm watching QVC for entertainment. God, it sucks being awake in the morning. I'd almost forgotten how much I hated it. Everything's so boring! No one's around to babble at! At least I have a bad-for-me breakfast bagel to chow down on. Ew, why is Joan Rivers on QVC?

Wow, this post is absolutely pointless. I add a poll. Wah, eljay ate my poll code and won't give it back. Today sucks. A lot. *makes grumpy fists* I have no idea why I even try staying up to get back on schedule, it is a MAD CYCLE. Where are my wives, they will make me better. Soooofffiieeeeee! Roooobbbiiinnn!

Oh, and remember how I, like, went on a trip to California or something? I took pictures! Most of them are from either the San Diego Zoo, Balboa Park in SD, San Fran, or random side parks I dragged my mom into because I couldn't believe there were blooming things in January.

( Lots of pictures! )

ETA: That was messy. Um, I fixed whatever weird thing went bonkers before, so they should all work now.