they don't chirp, they CACKLE

[unamaga]

Adding to the list of things that could only possibly happen to me, I was just lying out in the backyard and a bird came up to me and beaked my foot. I - do birds even do that? I've never witnessed a beaking before, but that's...that's really the only word I can come up to describe being hit with a beak. On the foot.


So, yeah. How are you.

Comments

[unaccompanied-g.livejournal.com]

Wat. Okay, yeah, that's never happened to me.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It was a very interesting experience, I can say that much.

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

that icon amuses and fascinates me.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*pats john's bum*

[darsynia.livejournal.com]

OH MAI GAWD.

This should come with a HUMOR WARNING. PEOPLE COULD GET HURT.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAH. Beware the slavering laugh monster?

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Um, I'm sorry you got pecked? But at least you made a macro out of it. And it's a cute macro. HELLO SILVER LINING.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Macros cure everything, Mon. Even the heart failure due to DAVID HEWLETT NEARNESS I feel is in my very near future.

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

We're going to be making a lot of macros, aren't we?

And speaking of heart failure, I basically experienced HEART FAILURE DUE TO A BOY GIVING ME HIS NUMBER earlier. I'm still vaguely feeling the need to breathe into a bag. A BOY. GAVE ME. HIS NUMBER. And he knows Farscape and owns all of SG-1 on DVD. TRUE COMPANIONSHIP IN GEEKDOM WHAT WHAT.

I am just so excited about my LIFE right now I do not even know what to DO.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OMG GO YOU!!!! *TACKLES* What's he like! What's his name!

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

*TACKLES BACK* There's a post about it in my journal! He is Victor! He works in Electronics at the Target where I am a cashier person! He has a lip ring! He has pierced ears! HE HAS ALL TEN SEASONS OF SG-1 ON DVD AND WE ARE GOING TO WATCH THEM AND MAKE OUT. EEEEEEEEEEE.

I'mma text him later so he has my number since I didn't have the chance to give it to him. He awkwardly hugged me. Twice. I was like "Okay, let's awkwardly hug... at work... while you're on the clock... Mmm, body touching."

[jessebee.livejournal.com]

Uhm,wtf? Wow. Been a birdwatcher forever, but that's a new one on me. *blinks* But the macro is totally win!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I know, right? This little guy was totally miffed at me. *snickers*

[splits_thesky]

....omg, it's like POKEMON!!!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*falls over, wheezing* <3

[splits_thesky]

I'M JUST SAYING!!! :D ♥♥

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I'm home and exhausted but giggling because of your BEAKING. I ♥ you.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

D'AW. I love you, too, anneling. <333 I'm glad you got home alright.

[stealmyhorses.livejournal.com]

It wanted your attention, that's all. :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Awww. That's kind of sweet.

[beadattitude.livejournal.com]

::snorts uncontrollably over picture::

A raven divebombed my dad once when he rode his bicycle too close to it's nest. He got all tangled up in the bike and really banged himself up.

I'm glad you're okay, though. Maybe it thought your toes were tasty treats?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Probably. They are kind of white, so maybe it suspected I was hiding bread in my sandals? :?

[grammarwoman]

I've been pooped on by a seagull, and my husband got his hat nearly knocked off by a sparrow. But no beakings, nope.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, seagulls are so free with their poop. It's terrible and hilarious.

[melagan.livejournal.com]

Of course you'd attract a pecker....

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA. I like you. <3

[emyrys.livejournal.com]

O. M. GAWD!! It's happening -- nature is attacking!!

A couple of weeks ago, I was standing in a room, turned sideways to a wall that has a huge plate glass window, when all of a sudden BOOM -- out of the corner of my eye, I saw a bird barrel into the window & get knocked out.

A woman sitting across the room kept exclaiming -- wow, that bird was headed straight at your head! Really, straight for you!.

And the thing was, I was in a building in the middle of a cemetary -- no trees, no reason at all for that bird to barreling right at me.


Ack! the birds are getting restless!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I hope next stop isn't, like, Hitchcock level of crazy. D: D: D:

[kimberweeme.livejournal.com]

That is so bizarre. I'm sorry you got beaked! But hey, look at the bright side! Most people could never say they've been on the receiving end of a beaking. You are lucky?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I'm just laughing at this point. It was kind of hilarious, to be honest, especially since the bird seemed so MIFFED with me.

[stealmyhorses.livejournal.com]

I just remember the time a baby squirrel ran up my body in circles, thinking I was a tree. Can't blame it for being disoriented as it just had almost gotten eaten by a dog. I ran home to tell my mom and sister and they didn't believe me.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAAH. Oh my. *smishes you*

[merihn.livejournal.com]

Haha! Did it hurt?

♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

It was more bemusing than anything, hahaha. Oh nature.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

*beaks you...lovingly*

LOOK MA! NO HANDS!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*is beaked*

;D