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[unamaga]

SO. Sitting in Heathrow Airport for three hours is totally my idea of a good time. Really. I mean it.

You should entertain me, flist, OR ELSE I WILL GO MAD. Talk to me about SGA and the epic, epic love John and Rodney have for each other, or that funny little tiara you bought for yourself last week, or even the way your dog threw up this morning. PLEASE. Dogs throwing up is DAMN GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

*sullenly eats chocolate*

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

DID YOU WRITE MY PORN YET??

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

NO BECAUSE IT GREW AND NOW IT HAS A PLOT IN MY HEAD. :O

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh. YOU ARE SPOILING ME!

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

I am so behind in sga fangirling it makes me want to cry. I'm only up to the end of season 2. The Wraiths have been like *holds fingers millimetres apart* this far from obliterating the Earth for months now. To say nothing of McShep's ongoing epic love affair or Ronon's runny leapy punchy manoeuvres which I can't get enough of and not just because it flashes his bellybutton. I'm finally able to download but slow isn't even the word and I want to indulge myself in fandom like NOW.

At least you have wireless, right? (They do give you wireless, don't they...?)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Here, here, I will write you a tiny story to tide you over:


John Sheppard liked ass. It wasn't exactly a secret on his bases - John and subtle had never really gotten along as concepts - but most people chose to politely look the other way while he ogled.

Then John met Rodney McKay, who had a Very Nice Ass.

Rodney was strangely attracted to John's unruly hair and the rakish tilt of his chin when he thought he was being charming, and so didn't mind much at all when he discovered John's particular affection for his posterior.

THEN THEY HAD SEX: it involved lube, some very acrobatic uses of John's natural flexibility and Rodney's natural flair for spatial positioning, and also a lamp.

Don't ask about the lamp.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I had to buy a voucher! D: But it was completely worth it because otherwise I would have been forced into some form of recreational terrorism and that's just never good for morale.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? You need DVDs, that's what.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

BUT I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE LAMP!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

TOO BAD!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*CRIEZ*

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

Vouchers! Those cheap bastards.

Depends whose morale you're talking about.

I so would have done that but I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE OCTOBER and season 3 only comes out on 14TH JAN. But now I have my shiny new external hard drive *pets it* so torrents are my new best friend.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Ok, ok, it was up Rodney's butt.

[verav.livejournal.com]

Heathrow is a very boring airport, you have my sympathy.

I'm doing the annual Cleaning Out My Closet (literally not figuratively) and have found quite a lot of stuff I didn't know I even owned.
For example a neon green top with frills that I have NO IDEA how it got in my closet. It has now disappeared into the Salvation Army bag so next week that top will be their problem not mine *evil cackle*

My SGA download is going slower than a evil slow thing. Which doesn't prevent me from obsessively checking the status every 3 seconds.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

*snort* You are insane.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

And proud.

PS, homg i just finished watching sga. O.O

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

OMG! How fucking AWESOME was that episode??

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Torrents hurt me in my soul a bit. Whenever I used to try and use them, the little bit that estimates the time left used to show the infinity symbol. It pained my heart.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OMG! I...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT REACTION TO HAVE!

Also the end BEFORE the end made me giggle like a fool.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I sort of feel bad for whoever receives that shirt. Neon green looks good on pretty much no one.

SGA! HOMG! WORTH THE WAIT!

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

THEY KEEP GOING ON DATES AND I LOVE THAT BEYOND REASON!

Also, that thing that McKay did? Was totally not blond or buxom. But dark haired! With grin eyes! And, like, kinda slinky! WHATEVER WAS HE THINKING?

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I THINK HE WAS THINKING OF THE SAME PERSON WE ARE THINKING OF? Also John squeaking like a junior high boy? Priceless.

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

OMG. I'm so new to this I hadn't noticed that part yet. The ETA column was off the side of my screen. It's not infinity, but apparently I have 1w 2d to wait. DEAR GOD. Wait... no... now it's 1w 5d. Oh... joy. Wait... 1w 2d again. So that's all right.

D:

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA! GIRLS ARE ICKY!

And OMG! RONON! ROOOOONOOOOOON! It's a girl's name too you know!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I think maybe you should switch to, like, avi files. Maybe. Those usually only take an hour.

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[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHHHHH, I have to go board my plane now BUT I HEART YOU, LADY, BYES.

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

You know what I want? An SGA bounty hunter AU based off of Janet Evanovich's books. Where Rodney is forced to become a bounty hunter and totally sucks at it, and of course, his first real job is hauling in John Sheppard - the same John Sheppard who tormented Rodney all through their childhood and came into Radio Shack one day and Rodney ended up losing his virginity to him behind the counter after closing. And the next day, John wrote a little poem about it on the high school bleachers and joined the Air Force. But now he's a cop and he's accused of killing somebody and Rodney has to bring him in, and ack! So he needs help! He needs Ronon - ex-Special Forces and *very very scary*, somewhat like Batman in a way. And Ronon helps train him and even though he's scary, he still totally thinks Rodney is adorable, and makes occasional suggestive comments, just to watch Rodney blush and stammer.

And then there's hijinks galore and Rodney blows up John's car - for work! Not because he's mad John *took his virginity, wrote a poem about it, and vanished*! Not at all! And John constantly breaks into his apartment and teases him some more and finally handcuffs naked Rodney to his shower rail and then jerks him off really *really* slowly and then leaves, and Rodney has to call Ronon to uncuff him and now he's never going to be able to look Ronon in the eye again (not that he ever really did before, because Ronon wears sunglasses all the time. In fact, Ronon might be some sort of kind of Robot - like the Terminator, how is Rodney supposed to know?

Eventually, Rodney manages to both take John in (and John is *pissed*) and clear John's name (with some help from Ronon) and John shows up at Rodney's door and is all, "someday I'll make you pay for this" and Rodney is all, "*Hello*, high school bleachers!" and John grins an evil little grin and then Rodney tackles him and they have lots of sex.

Yeah, that's what I want. Now if only I (or somebody) would write it. I still have to figure out how to put in Elizabeth and Teyla though - cause there's no fucking way I'm making either of them a secretary or former whore.