ahhhhhg

[unamaga]

SO. Sitting in Heathrow Airport for three hours is totally my idea of a good time. Really. I mean it.

You should entertain me, flist, OR ELSE I WILL GO MAD. Talk to me about SGA and the epic, epic love John and Rodney have for each other, or that funny little tiara you bought for yourself last week, or even the way your dog threw up this morning. PLEASE. Dogs throwing up is DAMN GOOD ENTERTAINMENT.

*sullenly eats chocolate*

Comments

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

DID YOU WRITE MY PORN YET??

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

NO BECAUSE IT GREW AND NOW IT HAS A PLOT IN MY HEAD. :O

[nomelon.livejournal.com]

I am so behind in sga fangirling it makes me want to cry. I'm only up to the end of season 2. The Wraiths have been like *holds fingers millimetres apart* this far from obliterating the Earth for months now. To say nothing of McShep's ongoing epic love affair or Ronon's runny leapy punchy manoeuvres which I can't get enough of and not just because it flashes his bellybutton. I'm finally able to download but slow isn't even the word and I want to indulge myself in fandom like NOW.

At least you have wireless, right? (They do give you wireless, don't they...?)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I had to buy a voucher! D: But it was completely worth it because otherwise I would have been forced into some form of recreational terrorism and that's just never good for morale.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? You need DVDs, that's what.

[verav.livejournal.com]

Heathrow is a very boring airport, you have my sympathy.

I'm doing the annual Cleaning Out My Closet (literally not figuratively) and have found quite a lot of stuff I didn't know I even owned.
For example a neon green top with frills that I have NO IDEA how it got in my closet. It has now disappeared into the Salvation Army bag so next week that top will be their problem not mine *evil cackle*

My SGA download is going slower than a evil slow thing. Which doesn't prevent me from obsessively checking the status every 3 seconds.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I sort of feel bad for whoever receives that shirt. Neon green looks good on pretty much no one.

SGA! HOMG! WORTH THE WAIT!

[chopchica.livejournal.com]

You know what I want? An SGA bounty hunter AU based off of Janet Evanovich's books. Where Rodney is forced to become a bounty hunter and totally sucks at it, and of course, his first real job is hauling in John Sheppard - the same John Sheppard who tormented Rodney all through their childhood and came into Radio Shack one day and Rodney ended up losing his virginity to him behind the counter after closing. And the next day, John wrote a little poem about it on the high school bleachers and joined the Air Force. But now he's a cop and he's accused of killing somebody and Rodney has to bring him in, and ack! So he needs help! He needs Ronon - ex-Special Forces and *very very scary*, somewhat like Batman in a way. And Ronon helps train him and even though he's scary, he still totally thinks Rodney is adorable, and makes occasional suggestive comments, just to watch Rodney blush and stammer.

And then there's hijinks galore and Rodney blows up John's car - for work! Not because he's mad John *took his virginity, wrote a poem about it, and vanished*! Not at all! And John constantly breaks into his apartment and teases him some more and finally handcuffs naked Rodney to his shower rail and then jerks him off really *really* slowly and then leaves, and Rodney has to call Ronon to uncuff him and now he's never going to be able to look Ronon in the eye again (not that he ever really did before, because Ronon wears sunglasses all the time. In fact, Ronon might be some sort of kind of Robot - like the Terminator, how is Rodney supposed to know?

Eventually, Rodney manages to both take John in (and John is *pissed*) and clear John's name (with some help from Ronon) and John shows up at Rodney's door and is all, "someday I'll make you pay for this" and Rodney is all, "*Hello*, high school bleachers!" and John grins an evil little grin and then Rodney tackles him and they have lots of sex.

Yeah, that's what I want. Now if only I (or somebody) would write it. I still have to figure out how to put in Elizabeth and Teyla though - cause there's no fucking way I'm making either of them a secretary or former whore.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU REAL? That...that is my happy thought for this eight and a half hour plane ride.

[causeways.livejournal.com]

OMG THAT IS THE BEST IDEA ANYONE HAS HAD EVER. I fucking love those books, even though I fully recognize that I love them for their entertainment value rather than because they are ~*~actual literature~*~, but this? This would improve them TIMES EIGHT BILLION.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Okay, this almost made my cry with the wanting it so much! Please for someone to write it!

I love that Rodney works at Radio Shack instead of, what, the Dairy Queen? And John is just so perfectly Joe (ha!) it's not even funny. OMG YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS!

AUs in this fandom are spectacular crack and there should be new ones every day.

Elizabeth and Teyla could be, like, rival bounty hunters that give Rodney lots and lots of shit for being bad at it. ;)

[aurora]

OMG WRITE THAT!!!

[verav.livejournal.com]

OMG! This idea is too awesome for words!!! ♥

Hmm, Teyla could be the equivalent of Terry Gilman and Elizabeth... Elizabeth can be... someone who is connected to the case or is in some way helping Rodney. Maybe a less outrageous version of Sally Sweet?

Oh please write this *begs shamelessly*

[legoline.livejournal.com]

Joe Flanigan is hot. (WHAT? IT'S TRUE!!!)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT. *swoon*

[smangosbubbles]

We are taking down the Christmas tree today. This makes me sad. :(

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

awwww. *pets retroactively*

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

TODAY IS JOE FLANIGAN'S BIRTHDAY MEL!

AND SOON YOU WILL BE BACK ON MY SIDE OF THE POND. And I am selfish and that makes me happy. ♥

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HI GUESS WHAT I AM TALKING TO YOU. this brings me joy. :>

[causeways.livejournal.com]

I seem to have been coerced into writing marry-or-die McShep! I just need to plow through a little bit of SPN fic I've signed up for first.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AAHH, this news excites me so much that I made flaily hands and nearly lost my computer to the floor. *FLAILY HANDS* <3

[immoralilly.livejournal.com]

HONEY. O:

I'm so sorry! *hearts muchly*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

<3

[chickyoops.livejournal.com]

*pets*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*purr*

[aurora]

IT IS SO EPIC OMG!!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

GIANT BOYLOVE. <3

[undecipherable.livejournal.com]

The other day I was hanging out with a friend of mine and her one year old and we were all three laughing and Jordon (the baby) laughed so hard he threw up chocolate cake. All over the table. And then he just started laughing again.

It was pretty much the highlight of my week.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA, that is a happy baby right there, oh man. <3

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

Aww babygirl why was Robin not with you to keep you entertained?? :((( I'm sorry I wasn't here to entertain you! And I miss you, my love, although I'm having a lovely time in Brighton inhaling The Mighty Boosh and walking about in the rain and flirting with Sas's lovely housemate Graham :P

Have you watched Atlantis? SO DARLING. BOYS. <333

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Robin left Jules and I at the bus stop. We sallied forth on our own. :(