GUYS. YOU GUYS. GUESS WHAT.

[unamaga]

In exactly 365 days, George W Bush will be out of the White House forever. In honor of this momentous occasion (no more Dick Cheney! no more edumacation! no more socially unacceptable shoulder massages!), let us look back on the last few years and remember some of the good times that we've shared.

Yes, but what are your thoughts on yaoi?
"I can press when there needs to be pressed; I can hold hands when there needs to be -- hold hands." --George W. Bush, on how he can contribute to the Middle East peace process, Washington, D.C., Jan. 4, 2008

"I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it." --George W. Bush, Crawford, Texas, Nov. 10, 2007

"The best way to defeat the totalitarian of hate is with an ideology of hope -- an ideology of hate -- excuse me --with an ideology of hope." --George W. Bush, Fort Benning, Ga., Jan. 11, 2007

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2000

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002.

"And my concern, David, is several." --George W. Bush, to NBC's David Gregory, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

"Wow! Brazil is big." --George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

"I like the idea of people running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office. Maybe some will run for office and say, vote for me, I look forward to blowing up America. I don't know, I don't know if that will be their platform or not. But it's -- I don't think so. I think people who generally run for office say, vote for me, I'm looking forward to fixing your potholes, or making sure you got bread on the table." --George W. Bush, on elections in the Middle East, Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

"I'm the master of low expectations." —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

"Let me tell you my thoughts about tax relief. When your economy is kind of ooching along, it's important to let people have more of their own money." —George W. Bush, Boston, Oct. 4, 2002

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Stephen Colbert roasting President Bush
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Watch this space for entirely self-indulgent fic in which John Sheppard is President of the United States of America. No, I'm not joking.

Comments

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

BEST FIC IDEA EVER! Oh wait...uhm. ANYWAY.

I LOFF YOU!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

mal cat is amused! aww, lookit him.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU.

And also cannot wait until that tyrannical, lying, retarded monkey is out of office.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

my sister bought me a calendar for christmas that counts down until bush is out of office with a little red number at the top of each day. it's beautiful. some days there are quotes, some days there are stupid pictures of him. the main picture for january has the caption:

"More and more of our imports come from overseas."

it's beautiful.

[sheafrotherdon.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha, oh my god, I am finally in a place (for this five minutes, today) where I can laugh my TAIL off at some of these. His handlers must be on so much Xanax.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

every time he comes out in public, i am surprised by the lack of muzzle. honestly, it's no wonder his cabinet is in a constant state of grave-faced panic.

[trinity_clare]

I want to smish Stephen Colbert to my bosom. *smishes*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ohhh stephen. so truthy. <333

[gaffsie.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not joking.

Words cannot express the extent to which I fervently hope that you're not joking.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

schneestern (1:33:12 PM): john's all, can i see you in my office? and rodney HAS to say, of course, sir, because other people are listening and as soon as they are in the office they are RIPPING AT EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES! (of course rodney would totally snark about john fucking him over THE desk. because he's rodney)
aneros2065 (1:34:26 PM): gooodddddd and carson's completely oblivious, keeps giving rodney little worried looks, "i don't know why he's been ridin' ye so hard lately, lad, you're always about to fall right over when you come outta there."
schneestern (1:35:39 PM): AHAHAHAAHHA I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW
schneestern (1:35:42 PM): oh carson
aneros2065 (1:36:22 PM): and rodney just coughs a little sharply and says, "no, it's my job, isn't it? have to, er, keep the ball rolling, as it were. better get in there and see what he wants this time."
schneestern (1:37:08 PM): HAHAHAH
schneestern (1:37:09 PM): BALL
schneestern (1:37:18 PM): GOD
schneestern (1:37:20 PM): and MEL
schneestern (1:38:12 PM): president john is TOTALLY intense. he seems to take up more room than he actually does but when rodney's through with kissing him his lips are bruised and his hair is all over the place and his tie is undone and he's still the president but he's also rodney's
aneros2065 (1:38:24 PM): fjAWGIPWAGUPWRAIJRmkawFJIAWFPAG

schneestern (1:43:44 PM): PRESIDENT JOHN FUCKING RODNEY BENT OVER THE DESK AT THE OVAL OFFICE WHILE THE SUN STREAMS IN THROUGH THE HUGE WINDOWS
schneestern (1:43:48 PM): *ded*
aneros2065 (1:48:11 PM): you're forgetting how late they work, jules. they work until nearly midnight on an early day, and most of the staff goes home by eleven, chased off by spouses or the sheer bloodymindedness of carson's motherhenning. they've got the place to themselves as long as ronon keeps close by, and they've fucked everywhere. rodney likes taking john apart in the press room, the illicit thrill of watching john's mouth slacken and his eyes go hooded like they only ever do when rodney's sucking him, in this room, in this place where any other time of day they'd be having sex in front of the international press
schneestern (1:48:53 PM): UKZTSFRZKUFTGUKRZFGRIUZG
schneestern (1:49:02 PM): AJHJDIEGAKFAUZRGF
schneestern (1:49:07 PM): ...
aneros2065 (1:49:51 PM): wiiin
aneros2065 (1:51:19 PM): god, just
aneros2065 (1:52:19 PM): imagine john bent backwards over that podium, shirt rucked up from rodney's fingers and exposing his belly, eyes closed, rodney himself on his knees with john's cock on his tongue

aneros2065 (1:59:20 PM): goddddd rodney has to wear a tie and casual suit in the white house at all times
schneestern (2:00:31 PM): OMG
schneestern (2:00:39 PM): just when i thought it could not possibly be hotter
aneros2065 (2:00:47 PM): john dragging him through the oval office door by the tie
schneestern (2:01:57 PM): with that private little smirk on his face that's just for rodney to see
aneros2065 (2:03:08 PM): ohhh yes, the one that's a little wicked and sharp-toothed, that always reminds rodney of that one time john took him against the wall, one hand wrapped over rodney's mouth to keep him from shouting and letting all the staff gathered in the room just next door hear.
schneestern (2:04:30 PM): JESUS FUCK
schneestern (2:04:32 PM): MEL

[aurora]

The fool me once thing KILLS me. Also: Daily Show coverage.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

OH DAILY SHOW *huge hearts omg*

[tty63.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy living in Canada? Why do they let him out in public?

Please write the fic where John is President. Please please please please... :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*salutes* it is being written as we speak, my dear.

as for bush: i have no idea how that man got re-elected. i blame the swift boat veterans.

[cottontail.livejournal.com]

YES! John Sheppard for President of the United States! Teyla as Vice Pres. :)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*makes campaign banner*

[hebrew-hernia.livejournal.com]

Watch this space for entirely self-indulgent fic in which John Sheppard is President of the United States of America. No, I'm not joking. OH MY GOD YES. YES YES YES YES PLEASE.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

*BEAMS*

School

[cid2065.livejournal.com]

Oh! Dear friend. I forgot to tell you that I remember looking at the BC website and noticing that they said late registration begins on Tuesday or Wed... after that... PAYYYY to register (and crappy classes!). I just wanted to make sure you remembered that tidbit so you'd not have to pay extra money to the god-forsaken educational system.

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

*HIDES FACE OH GOD*

It still makes me want to cry when I think about who has been running this country, which just happens to be the most powerful in the world! ohgodohgod. *CLINGS* PLZ TO BE WRITING PRESIDENT SHEPPARD TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. HE WOULD DECLARE A NATIONAL HOLIDAY CALLED SKATEBOARDING DAY. IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

ANNNNNEEE, here:



The crowd is as big as they’ve ever seen, and despite the fact that there hasn’t been official merchandise released yet, almost every single person out there has a button or a shirt or a sign with his name on it.

“How did this happen,” John Sheppard whispers, wide eyed.

Lorne grins, ducking his head, and nudges John in the back with his elbow until John stumbles forward towards the podium to the triumphant trilling of a few nearby trumpets. The audience erupts into riotous applause, and John gives them a three-fingered, sloppy salute as he steps up and adjusts the microphone, his suit jacket.

“Hey, there, Iowa,” he says, all cheeky, boyish charm. “How’ve you been?”

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No one knows how he does it. To be honest, he doesn’t have a clue either.

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA ANNE! YOU ARE BRILLIANT! I approve of national skateboarding day!

[devilyouwere.livejournal.com]

"I'm the master of low expectations."

That you are, Mr. President. That you are.

See, I don't even live in America and I'm glad to see him go!

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

i think the entire UNIVERSE will breathe a collective sigh of relief. dear god, that man is a menace.

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Watch this space for entirely self-indulgent fic in which John Sheppard is President of the United States of America. No, I'm not joking.

I love you so fucking much right now, I might die.

Recipe

[cid2065.livejournal.com]

Hey! I spoke to your Aunt, and she was wondering if you have the recipe for the microwave brownies. Let me know or e-mail her so she can send it to you if you do not.

:-D