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[unamaga]

• I can understand why RPS is a squick for some people and that, uh, we should probably hide the porn in this fandom. But, guys. Why isn't there more Jensen/Jared/Joe Flanigan fic. Mine can't be the only one out there, right? Right?? Hook a girl up.
  
  
• Mel: schneestern almost convinced me that the world needed a fic where the impala and a puddlejumper were in love
  Mel: so
  Mel: er
  Amber: OMG
  Amber: OMG
  Amber: OMG
  Amber: YES
  Mel: HAHAHA
  Amber: i have no idea how they would manage to meet but they MUST
  Mel: dean and sam are investigating something weird in colorado during the return
  Amber: YES
  Mel: INSTANT LOVE
  Amber: hahaha
  Amber: john is all trying to fly it with the cloak on and it totally ignores him and flies after the impala
  Mel: aaaahahahahah!!! and john is like "betsy! betsy get yourself under control!"
  Amber: omg
  Amber: lesbian machine love
  Mel: *sporfles* oh god, and dean totally buys the impala a pimped out exhaust pipe as a sex aid
  Amber: HAHHAHAAH
  
  
• Stutter, by pocky_slash (McKay/Sheppard, PG)
  This is just an amazing, beautiful tag to The Hive.
  In the middle of the night, he palms the control of John's door and knocks when it doesn't open. He's ready to give the speech this time and shake John and say, I trust you with my life, I just don't trust you with yours.
  
  A Kind of Natural Thing, by shetiger (McKay/Sheppard, NC-17)
  flkmawg;waogilmwkagaw;jgoiawgmlkag;jawogimaklwgag!!! Anyone who knows me will know why this hit so, so very many of my buttons. Scorchingly hot. Nnf.
  
  
• I love you guys a lot. <3

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

BETSY THE PUDDLEJUMPER. I LOVE YOU.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I feel like maybe I stole that from somewhere but I DON'T KNOW WHERE.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

I just love the thought of John naming the 'Jumpers and then SCOLDING them.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

And Rodney scolding HIM about how the puddlejumpers aren't SENTIENT and don't have HORMONES and John is all, "Tell that to Betsy!"

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

AHAHA YES.

And John refusing to have sex in any of them because he felt like 'they were being watched.'

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHA!! And Rodney thinks this is absolutely ridiculous and unfair and, god, there is no possible way he can make it from here to their quarters when he is this goddamn hard, Sheppard.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

And John rolls his eyes and INSISTS that Rodney waits.

HE IS NOT GIVING BETSY AN EYEFUL OF HIS ASS AND RODNEY'S COCK.

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

I think I love you.
Nope, I'm pretty sure.
*is imagining the Impala and Betsy's tale of woe and love*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

the angst! betsy's too old for impala! they're from different worlds! they're just not compatible!

[not-sally.livejournal.com]

See? It's an even greater tale than Romeo and Juliet.

[calvinahobbes.livejournal.com]

Impala/Puddlejumper FTW! [giggles madly] Um, hi, I friended you. Thanks for the recs, I will definitely check them out.

[riverdresses.livejournal.com]

[exsequar.livejournal.com]

I love youuuuuu. A lot a lot. And also tons. *smooches you*

[schneestern.livejournal.com]

Tell me again why we never wrote that fic with the puddlejumper and the impala? Wasn't there Sam/Dean too? And John/Rodney? So basically TONS OF HAPPY ENDINGS? Seriously. We should get on that.

[crazyace86.livejournal.com]

Betsy. That's just... Oh, man. XD

So, what has Dean named the Impala? I'm thinking it's gotta be a porno name. Or, maybe, he named it Sammy while Sam was gone and he was lonely so he started talking to it to pass the time.

Or Black Beauty, 'cause the movie was just so sad and that's why Dean always preferred cars to horses even though the chicks dig horses.

Or, y'know, something like that. I think I need to go back to bed.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Oh man it was AGES ago, when I was first getting into SGA. Here it is! (http://unamaga.livejournal.com/177429.html)

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

I love you toooooo! *kisses you all over*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

WE SHOULD. I think our notes are still saved somewhere on this hunk of machinery.

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

Hi! *waves* Welcome to the insanity. ;D

[calvinahobbes.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thanks! I think I'll like it here :o)