this goes out to schneestern

[unamaga]

Ahahahahahahaha, you guys, I've spent the last twenty minutes laughing myself sick because of this movie. A guy waves his arms around and says ahhhhh! really loudly when he accidentally drives a jet ski into a megalodon's mouth. I can't make this up. Best. Ever.

DID YOU KNOW THAT SHARKS BARK? GUESS WHAT, THEY DO. Oh, John Barrowman, what were you thinking. I mean. What were you thinking? I think this calls for a 'weird stuff you find on the internet' war. Post links, post vids, post really strange knitting patterns - fight to the death! Or at least until someone pulls out the Rick Roll. There's just no winning after you've been Rick Rolled.

PS, I think Sandy and Jared shouldn't get married only because Sandy would be the hottest lesbian ever. Come on, you know it's true.

Comments

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

AHAHA I KNOOOOOOOW. john sheppard would so mock rodney with this song. you KNOW it. he'd sing it at inappropriate times over the comm link.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

WRITE ME THAT FIC PLZ.

*BEGS*

[unamaga.livejournal.com]

When John has some free time to kill, he likes nothing better than to ruffle Rodney's feathers. His favorite past times include sending Rodney simpering virtual cards and singing horribly over the comm while Rodney's in a meeting and can't track him down to break his legs. He only feels like he's accomplished something when Rodney starts to send him disturbingly violent IMs.

I WILL KILL YOU WITH FORKS! one says. Another adds, HELL WILL SEEM KIND WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU! Yet another describes in vivid detail all the possible places Rodney could hide a body.

It gives John a warm glowy feeling in his stomach.

No, really, Sheppard, cut it out. This is important.

Rodney is such a liar.

John taps his comm twice, clears his throat, waits just long enough that Rodney's IM window pops up again with frantic WHAT ARE YOU DOINGs and DON'T YOU DAREs, and starts crooning very earnestly, "I said what what, in the butt, you wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?"

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD. I JUST HURT SOMETHING LAUGHING. SERIOUSLY.

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*HANDS YOU THE INTERNETS*