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I've thought long and hard about making his post, and it wasn't an easy decision to make, but I feel that I owe you all the truth. You've been so good to me these past few years, made me feel more welcomed than I ever have before. I'm so sorry for all the times I had to lie to keep this a secret; you deserved better. But, you see...

I'm - I'm actually a horse. An American Saddlebred, to be specific.

I know this might come as a shock - it took me years to come to terms with being a horse, myself - I just hope that you won't let my massive size blind you to who I still am. If you care enough to look past the hooves and glossy dark coat, you'll see that the heart of a fangirl still beats steady and strong in my chest.

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Baby, won't you take me for a ride?

That must make typing difficult. ;)

*facepalm*

I think I could live with it if you were a Shetland pony or maybe a Palomino but this?

All around town, sugar.

OH, BB, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

You - you bigot!

I have a very large keyboard.

Why you gotta be like that, dollface?

If I'm not mistaken, you were actually the horse in this picture, am I correct?

I KNEW YOU WOULD SUPPORT ME!

SCARY LARGE HOOVED ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING AND FLAILING*

ahem, I have issues... a buffalo once tried to eat me and since, anything with hooves just freaks me out

: )

Oh my god, his hand was so tasty.

*facepalms some more*

if you can, come online. there's something i could really use your help with.

I...I guess our friendship is. Is over.

My equine help? I'm on my way!

I KNEW THAT HORSE LOOKED FAMILIAR! OF COURSE! YOU WERE UNDER OUR NOSES THE WHOLE TIME!

You still love me, right?

God hates American Saddlebreds !!1!!!!

That... has to be really hard on you. I admire the way you've managed to bridge the gap between horses and humans to write the amazing porn you do. It can't have been easy. *pets you*

And may I just add that you have awesome hair?

I WAS AFRAID! NO LONGER!

I could go to therapy! Maybe they could do something about my fear of corn on the cob too.

*weeps into hooves*

I'm with you if you need me. I know the reminder might be traumatic, but I'm willing to help. <3

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